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THE CESARIANS

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Member Since: 8/7/2006
Band Website: thecesarians.com
Band Members:

Charlie Finke - Vocals, Conceiver of the cesarian principal, Finke suffers-so you don't have to. Credits include 7 years with the seminal proto new rockers Penthouse and two broken legs with ex Parkinsons, Blood Safari
Justine Armatage - Piano, Toured heavily with gothic monsters Christian Death, would prefer readers to remember her work with Luke Haines' Baader Meinhoff. Her prolific contribution to surf noir deviants Gretschen Hofner is well documented in the cybersphere
Jan Noble - Drums, A true cesarian and our only section. A muscular intellect forced into a drummers body. Perhaps best known for Tudor-core anti-art punksters Monkey Island
Suzi Stampella - Trombone, Ali Horn - Tenor Horn, Classical excellence and troubadourian finesse. When these girls blow you hold their breath and yours.

Sounds Like:

WOMAN: Dir. Kim Noble

FLESH IS GRASS: Dir. Mark Bond
Record Label: /Management: Don Mousseau - [email protected]
Type of Label: None

My Blog

WANTED: Trumpeter

High End Requirements: You toured with Miles Davis, you own a recording studio, you father runs EMI, you are a girl.Low End Requirements: You know what a trumpet is, you know which end to blow into, y...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:14:00 PST

The Grand Tour

Day one: Our journey begins Breakfast: 5am: The Black Wall Tunnel: Our fearless leader enthuses over what constitutes the perfect sandwich revealing her culinary secrets and confessing that the hamper...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:09:00 PST

Flesh is Grass Reviews

"This is simply stunning. Featuring ex members of Penthouse, Monkey Island and Baadar Meinhoff, London based quintet the Cesarians are quite possibly just what the doctor ordered in an attempt to shak...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:58:00 PST

It was a dark and stormy night...

"I've been hussled by hookers with the long-shore men in dock side bars in Brooklyn. I've been jumped in Genoa, and booked by the cops at the stabbing of a parrot at a brothel in Hull. Sadly, that wor...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:04:00 PST

Ournumberonefan.com

Not only has she been there but she bought the t-shirt. The very first one infact. That's right folks the band who brought you raw and raucous rock'n'roll cut with uncompromising klezma and classical ...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:50:00 PST

what happened to the summer?

We missed it. Well we pissed off to Portugal and Italy, played a few shows, met some old friends, made some new ones...but to the news...The Cesarian battle chariot has proved its roadworthiness. Purc...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:36:00 PST

missin' in inaction

It has been over a month since our last post and it is now time to break radio silence. Firstly the controversy over the whereabouts of Eric Hiss  studio wiz and sonic guru - still rages. There have ...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:22:00 PST

Viva San Jorge

We woke early and breakfasted on kippers. Ally gave us the outline to her new musical "Back Off Bruce" (working title "Sheila's Are Sweeter"), Suzy did her "gottle a geer" gag with a set of Edwardian...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

Eric Hiss Missing

Since the mysterious disappearance of studio wizard Eric Hiss things have been a little quiet at HQ. Today however we had the privilege of being joined at the consol by the legendary Dave Glumm (Budgi...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

swiss made

It arrived this morning. In a damp box with a Zurich postmark. Brushing a light dusting of snow from the packing we heard the distant clunk of a cowbell and the slow drone of an alpine horn. Was this ...
Posted by THE CESARIANS on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:16:00 PST