Anne's Wedding |
Im getting married. Yes, I have finally managed to snare me a husband. Or perhaps that should read fiancé, seeing as I havent actually tied the knot yet. I havent actually met the poor unfortunate ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:37:00 GMT |
more snippets |
ME: Would you cry at my funeral?CANADIAN BITCH: Of course&.Id have to use mace, but Id cryBARMAN: Sorry I cant serve you unless youve got a glassANTHONY: But Ive just got hereBARMAN: Sorry no glas...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:33:00 GMT |
Snippets of conversation |
THE MARTIN LAD: I hate those "Baby on Board" stickersME: I Know, I saw one the other day which said "Naughty Person on Board"THE MARTIN LAD: I should get one with "Foul Mouthed Spinster on Board"
ME:...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:54:00 GMT |
Im not saying my mother in laws fat ..... |
Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it'Cos he's a cunt
Frank goes hunting. He sees a little brown bear in the woods and shoots it dead. There's a tap on his shoulder and he looks around to see a...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:59:00 GMT |
The way to a man’s heart |
is through his back with a knife!!
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
more embassy coupons |
My brother (let's call him 'Anthony') has a little bit of a wasp phobia. He once tried to climb out of the drivers window of a moving vehicle because a wasp had flown into the car (seemingly dying in ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:13:00 GMT |
snail juice |
Over the past couple of years I have found myself increasingly attracted to any lotions, creams and potions that promise to "reduce the signs of ageing", "reverse the ageing process", "reduce the appe...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:58:00 GMT |
The embassy coupon story |
I have found that for some time I have been slowly turning into &..MY MOTHER!!!! Now my mother, bless her, is a lovely woman but a tad repetitive. No Christmas would be complete without "The embassy c...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
gentlemen callers |
I recently had my tarot cards read by the same rather pretty French bird wot read them before, the very same one who predicted that I would meet a gentleman caller last March. Well, apparently this ge...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:10:00 GMT |
dyslexia |
Sometimes I wonder how so many people can read, "Please seek assistance" as "Please stand there like a cunt for ten minutes, frantically bashing your oyster card against the reader". Dyslexia perhaps?
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:33:00 GMT |
