THE GOD DAMN WHORES SUPPORT CARDIACS! YOUR LOYALTY
DEMANDS!!
We are extremely excited to announce that we will be
supporting CARDIACS on their forthcoming tour of the
UK this coming November.
This has come as a particular surprise to me, RANDOM
JON POOLE, as I have had no contact with THE ALPHABET
BUSINESS CONCERN since 2003 when I was ordered to
vacate CARDIACS premises and banished to a stint in
THE WILDHEARTS.
(I did infiltrate the ranks one time last year but
have been forbidden ever to mention it so no details
are forthcoming.)
I have now been temporarily welcomed back but must
stress NOT with open arms as direct eye contact and
verbal pleasantries between myself and THE ALPHABET
BUSINESS CONCERN have been postponed indefinitely
until further notice leaving us, THE GOD DAMN
WHORES, with the vile task of warming up a potentially
frosty "crowd" with our jarring poptones.
This is where YOU, the GOD DAMN WHORES FANATIC, come
into play.
Here is the dilemma:
The powers that be believe that THE GOD DAMN WHORES
have no appeal or mind control over YOU the GOD DAMN
WHORES FANATIC.
"How dare they...", I hear you say, "...ridicule our
beloved WHORES with slanderous banter and blatant
untruths regarding our loyalty to OUR WHORES!"
We need more than ever before for YOU to help us with
your most loyal support and to stick it to THE MAN
once and for all.
We, THE GOD DAMN WHORES, would like to appeal to
you, GOD DAMN WHORES FANATIC, to come and support us by
attending said concert performances.
Wherever possible it would be HUGELY appreciated if
tickets could be purchased in advance.
This will stop THE MAN from getting twitchy and will
keep him securely "in his place".
For all the fortunate CHOSEN ONES who make THE ONLY
LOGICAL DECISION to attend, I, RANDOM JON POOLE, will
make every effort to meet and greet all GOD DAMN
WHORES FANATICS at every performance.
And whyever not? I can't think of anything better than
hanging with "the kids" after our opening slot is
done, taking in the majesty and charisma of the
fantastic CARDIACS in the company of my favourite WHORE
FANATICS.
MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!
Let us drink together, raise glasses and toast US. This
is OUR ARMY.
YOUR LOYALTY DEMANDS...
