music,as long as its good..,good beer,strong vodka..meeting people who can take the piss and have the piss taken out of them without throwing a wobbler.DIY,polishing boots,the Simpsons,Family Guy,Brass Eye,Jaws,Jaws 2[the rest are shite]and finally..having a laugh and not taking life too seriously !! oh,nearly forgot,,,scroffula.
a dinosaur or Homer Simpson and the cunt who invented wood chip wallpaper so i could slice his eyeballs with a rusty,blunt razorblade whilst the fucker who invented non drip gloss was forced to drink his own shitty invention....nuff said !
Punk Rock,the good stuff[Damned,Ruts,Pistols,999,etc] the later years[GBH,Discharge,Toy Dolls,Chaos UK,Subhumans]new stuff[Alkaline trio,Johnny Panic,Therapy?,Rancid etc] actually theres to many to mention.Obviously i love the bands i work with and i like a bit of metal,C&W,industrial,easy listening,the only thing i despise is dance music and super star DJs.to me ,that isnt a valid form of music,playing guitar,drums etc takes talent,playing records does not!!!!Kazzooos are good,arse trumpet is also a big fave.the Wildhearts,PIG,and their various offshoots,a lot of whom i have had the pleasure to work with .i could go on about bands but i wont...what about me ,what about my needs me me me me me me me me me me me me ,i also like condensed milk
Jaws 1 & 2,finding nemo,any Laurel & Hardy,the anal diaries of misty raine,the little mermaid,the guns of navarone,dirty dozen,magnificent 7,big daddy,great rock n roll swindle,Angus[about the chubby ginger haired kid]the godfather 1&2,anything with Rob DeNiro except for the new one that i havent seen yet.Grease,Bugsy Malone and finally anything with Misty Raine in.
Yes i have one,its massive,,thanks for asking...love the Simpsons,Family Guy,big cook,little cook,the office,pheonix nights,2 ronnies,classic comedy,bo selecta series 1&2,hate reality shows as it shows how desperate these talentless fucknuts are to get on TV.Any wildlife/nature programme especially if its about sharks or misty raine & sharks.
hardback,paperback,pamphlet,leaflet,tour itinery,those things on planes that tell you where the exits are,viz,any music based biographies auto or not,readers digest 'how to fix anything in your house without any profesional help,thus saving you thousands of pounds until you have to call some one out ,coz you fucked it up beyond repair'books,jazz mags.
Hal Roach,Bill Hicks,My Dad,Rusty Wingfield,John Peel,people i work with[you know who you are!!!]wheelchair mark[top geeze],clint eastwood before he went crap,harvey kietel,gripper stebson and anyone who's been in a misty raine film,joe strummer,malcolm owen,rice club.