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COL/CANE

The Dude

About Me

"Rock 'n' roll is about cocks and jiving and the odd bloody nose...and about people like us talking seriously about the social order." - JJ Burnel, NME (1979).CANE was a band I was in whilst at University (tho in all honesty, I could have started a fuckin ORCHESTRA in the time I was there!!) It existed with 2 sets of members and recorded 2 seperate Demo's - have a listen!!Self confessed Ageing Rock Dude, philanderer and erstwhile bass playing DemonFiend monkey from HELL!!! I've been around the block and THEN SUM!! THE ORIGINAL HOWLING MAD SHITHEAD!!! Ahem, enuff............ MY ROCK C.V.!!! Bands I have played IN : BLACK NOVEMBER, TAWNY, DIRTY VIRGIN, PSYCHO DIRT PERPS, DIE LAUGHING, JUST BEEN CHUCKED, ASTRO PEDESTRIAN, ANXIETY SOCIETY, BIKINI N COL, PSSYCHE, FEED, BLUNT, THE MENTORS, CANE (1 & 2), WARP, RUMBLEFISH, FURRY FLAP BAND, JERK, THE BLENNIES, SILENT NOWHERE, THE DIDSY QUARTET, STORMBRINGER & THE GRUFFNUTS. Other bands I have played on the same bill as ; FOXX, THE GENTLEMEN, C.D.S., DECADENT DEMISE, KARALLON, PSYCHASTORM, CADAVEROUS, KARRION, BUCKET, PROFIT, TERATOGENIC, SCOUNDREL, HELLBASTARD, OUR FATE, GOOD GRIEF, THE FILTH, 500 HOJAS, INFINITE MANTRA BAND, THE DESIRED, THE RETREAT, BIKINI ATOLL, CRUST, LIBERATOR, HEADMILL, MORTIFIED, WYRMTURF, WORKING WITH TOMATOES, ZYGOTE, CRAZY GODS OF ENDLESS NOISE, THE CHEESEMEN, DEAD ZONE, CREAMING JESUS, NERO CIRCUS, SNOWBLIND, ZODIAC MINDWARP, CRAWLSPACE, WATERSHED, SHATTERED OMEN, ROOTJUICE, SLACK BABBATH, RED EARED SLIDERS, ROCK BITCH (shared a dressing room with em - THRICE!!! Very strange.....) Bands I have ROADIED/RAN for (NUB SOUND & ROCK CITY) ; BJORN AGAIN, THE DAMNED, DIE CHEERLEADER, HAWKWIND, OZRIC TENTACLES, ONSLAUGHT, DUMPYS RUSTY NUTS, MEAT LOAF, THE EAGLES, PAVAROTTI, TINA TURNER, TOTO, BON JOVI, OASIS (had to buy Liam sum chips, TWAT!), IAN BROWN, THE WHO (saw Gary Glitter knock Roger Daltrey out with a mikestand - straight up!), JOOLZ HOLLAND, BOB DYLAN (smoked his blim - honest!), JAMIROQUAI (told Jay Kay to Fuck Off! He was cool about it, bless him!) , BRYAN FERRY, LEVEL 42, MANIC STREET PREACHERS, BRYAN FERRY, ALICIA KEYS, UB40, CHRISSY HYNDE, TOPLOADER, DAVID GREY, COLDPLAY........... Did a really BRIEF stint on Security at gigs (namely REEF and BABYBIRD) but caused more aggro than I prevented! Not for me...........That singer from Babybird was such a nob! First he complained that I was talking too loud during his soundcheck, then that I was farting too loudly from the back of The Venue! Get a life ya cunt!WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET ;Anyone associated with or who remembers Die Laughing (Plimmo) (check out our page on ENCYCLOPAEDIA METALLUM http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=58391, we're the first band! Cheers Oliver! (CHRISTKILLER) or any of the other bands I played in/with, remembers the glory days of The Cooperage (Plymouth, Devon) or were ever featured in Extreme Diabolism Fanzine - I will be updating all the old artwork/posters/interviews/uploads in due course........... I have Archive images/recordings of the bands I have known personally!! Any of this shit is FREE to anyone REMOTELY interested!!! Or sad enuff..............

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Member Since: 2/25/2007
Band Website: Findityaselfyalazybastid!
Band Members: COL ; bass, NEV ; vocals, MARK ; guitar, ANDY ; drums, NIK ; guitar, SCOTT ; drums
Influences:AC/DC, The Sweet, Led Zep, Sabbath, The Damned, Metallica, Slayer, Down,The Dickies, Elvis, Exploited, Feeder, Thin Lizzy, Tool, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Police, Alice in Chains, Iggy & The Stooges, Slaughter & the dogs, Prong, Dead Kennedys,Beatles, Peter & The Test Tube Babies, White Zombie, Monster Magnet, Faith No More, N.W.A. New York Dolls, Stranglers, Soundgarden, Corrosion Of Conformity, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, HIM, Wolfsbane, Maiden, Clash, Ruts, K.C. & The Sunshine Band, P.I.L., Stones, Nirvana, Darkness, Discharge, Squeeze, Motorhead, Blitz, Van Halen, The Ramones, Velvet Revolver, Lost Prophets, Rooster, Chas n Dave.............
Sounds Like: A CUNTOFADIN!!!
Record Label: Conked Out Recordings
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

ROADYING!

Is the saddest life possible. Dont ever let any cunt tell you any differently, lugging all manner of heavy, expensive equipment in the dead of night is not my idea of fun! Getting shouted at by sum ob...
Posted by COL/CANE on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:46:00 PST

CANE

..>..>..>..>..> ..TR> CANE An absolute travesty, a comedy of errors. Well, the first version wasnt but the second version certainly was! At a time when I really didnt want to play again, I meet...
Posted by COL/CANE on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST

MY OLD TAPE RECORDER

  An ANCIENT Sanyo thingy , fucking massive with Condensor Mics at either end meaning that it didnt pick up any background noise from the motor. Recordings when played back on a decent stereo sou...
Posted by COL/CANE on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

MY 2nd GUITAR

  Was infact a REAL one, a shite awful Kay copy of an S.G. body with a black & white silhouette of a graveyard scene spray painted on it. Having squandered my youth on drinking and hel...
Posted by COL/CANE on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:19:00 PST

SATURDAY MORNING PICTURES

  By the time I was about 5 my poor Old Mum had had enough on her hands, 4 kids and no Old Man around, I know I was a right little cunt so to get me out of her hair off I was sent with "the bad l...
Posted by COL/CANE on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

MY FIRST GUITAR!

  Was a crappy tinpot affair with 4 strings on it, funnily enuff, even though I had no idea whatsoever wot a bass guitar was at the time. I gave impromptu performances at Birthday Parties (of whi...
Posted by COL/CANE on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST