I am Howie Mandel. Supreme chancellor of TV. I am the current host of Deal Or No Deal. I reek of Old Spice and sometimes Preferred Stock. I eat falafel from time to time. I have a slight garlicky odor when I fart. I catch food particles in my chin-stache. I use Mother's wax for the top of my head. I used to eat paste when I was a kid. I masturbate to Estelle Getty pics. I have placed peanut butter on my genitals and visited an animal shelter naked. I have bad posture and would love to date a chiropractor.
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