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jay of the dead

jaypronouncedwithanumpty

About Me


i'm a sack of broken eggs.
i always have an unmade bed.



My Interests

adhd. al gore. andy kaufman. anti-humor. the beatles. big headphones. bridges. burning bridges. cds. cemeteries. chicago blackhawks. cinema. city skylines. cole slaw. democratic party. diners. dr pepper. encyclopediadramatica. gardens. hockey. honesty. jones soda. master shake. me. misanthropy. museums. music. my ipod. my two cats. new jersey. new york city. new york rangers. new york yankees. nhl center ice. nonsense. old refrigerators. parks. philly cheesesteaks. pittsburgh. pittsburgh pirates. reading. red stripe lager. rivers. robert deniro. rooftops. ruthless reviews. schwinn bicycles. scottish accents. sirius radio. soda in glass bottles. sour patch kids. stealing menus. sucker punches. super grover. thora birch. tillie. vanilla bear. watching animals attack children. weeping willow trees. weird nj. writing sketch comedy. zombies.

I'd like to meet:


paul mccartney

stuart murdoch

and adam yauch


disclaimer: the views and ideas expressed below are those of the persons commenting and do not necessarily reflect or represent the views and opinions of jayson himself.

Music:

andrew w.k. the apples in stereo. badly drawn boy. the beach boys. beastie boys. the beatles. beck. belle and sebastian. blur. chris batten and the woods. camera obscura. johnny cash. creedence clearwater revival. common. the dandy warhols. david bowie. elton john. elvis costello. the exploited. the fall. the four seasons. fugazi. g love and special sauce. the genius/gza. gorilla biscuits. hot chip. interpol. waylon jennings. jets to brazil. joe cocker. jolie holland. kevin devine. the kinks. loretta lynn. minor threat. minus the bear. missy elliot. the monkees. mos def. nada surf. the new amsterdams. nirvana. the notorious b.i.g. the oranges band. patsy cline. pedro the lion. pink floyd. pixies. the pogues. prince. the promise ring. public enemy. q and not u. queen. ramones. randy travis. r.e.m. the rentals. the rezillos. rilo kiley. the rolling stones ['64-'78]. smokey robinson & the miracles. saves the day. simon & garfunkel. sleater-kinney. the smashing pumpkins ['91-'95]. bruce springsteen. the strokes. the submarines. swell maps. talib kweli. talking heads. teenage fanclub. the temptations. that dog. they might be giants. justin timberlake. a tribe called quest. troubled hubble. kanye west. weezer. the who. the wrens. dwight yoakam. the zombies.

Movies:

almost famous. anchorman. apocalypse now. the assassination bureau. beer league. the big lebowski. billy madison. boyz n the hood. bukowski: born into this. butch cassidy and the sundance kid. cape fear[1991]. cemetery man. clerks. creature from the black lagoon. dawn of the dead. day of the dead. dead alive. the departed. the descent. dirty work. dr strangelove. drowning mona. ed wood. end of the century: the story of the ramones. factotum. frankenstein. friday. get shorty. ghostbusters. ghost world. good bye lenin. goodfellas. good night and good luck. halloween. a hard days night. heat. help!. high fidelity. jackie brown. the king of comedy[deniro]. the last broadcast. the life aquatic. the lost boys. lost in translation. mean streets. me and you and everyone we know. the monster squad. napoleon dynamite. new jersey drive. night of the living dead. one flew over the cuckoo's nest. a patch of blue. pee-wee's big adventure. predator. pulp fiction. punch drunk love. raging bull. reservoir dogs. return of the living dead. ronin. saturday night fever. shaun of the dead. the shining. signs. slap shot. stand by me. star wars[original trilogy]. taxi driver. tombstone. true romance. walk the line. west side story. who framed roger rabbit. the wolf man. zombi2.

Television:

the adventures of pete and pete. aqua teen hunger force. arrested development. conan o'brien. cops. curb your enthusiasm. death note. futurama. garth marenghi's darkplace. harvey birdman. hockey night in canada. the it's alive show. it's always sunny in philadelphia. it's garry shandling's show. kids in the hall. magnum p-i. man vs wild. the mighty boosh. monsters. mr show. the munsters. new york rangers games. ninja warrior. sanford and son. scrubs. star trek original series. tales from the crypt. tales from the dark side. the twilight zone. venture brothers. what's happening. the wonder years. the young ones. msnbc and the history channel.

Books:

charles bukowski.
john fante.
augusten burroughs.
howard stern.
any of my 25+ beatles books.
mr show: what happened?!
belle and sebastian: just a modern rock story.
death of a salesman.
the zombie survival guide.
the walking dead [graphic novels].
any hockey books.

Heroes:

andy kaufman. gilbert gottfried. bob odenkirk. bruce mcculloch. dave attell. private joker. bill burr. rodney dangerfield. conan o'brien. bill murray. norm macdonald. richard lewis. howard stern. lenny bruce. mitch hedberg. greg fitzsimmons. david cross. garry shandling. fozzy bear. larry david. chris rock. andy dick. anyone that has tried anything different, to change the way we laugh.
that includes sean avery