Andy Kaufman

Hello, I am Andy and this is MYSPACE. Tank you vedy much. I hope you will want to be my friend. So write me about wrestling women, creating alter egos, and pissing off network execs. I was awaiting a resurgance of my popularity to emerge as a hero of the practical joke, and well...I thought Man on the Moon was going to be more popular. Fucking Jim Carrey. Couldn't play me if he tried. And David Letterman, oh, babe you haven't aged...SINCE WEDNESDAY. Next time get hair and make-up on you, you look like the Crypt Keeper. And Tony Danza, that's for making the effort. At least Jeff Conway saw that this was the only acting gig he was going to get in this millenium and stepped up tp the plate. And to Bob Zmuda, what can I say. You wrote the book, you oversaw the script. And you took the chance to claim all the victory for my success. You come off looking cleaner than Henry Hill in Goodfellas, never killed anyone my ass. Nobody's buyin' the "Bob Zmuda Story" so save it for the bookclub, all right. I'm Back, Bitches, and I am NEVER LEAVING!