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About Me

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Gabriel Halford's:
frig horse ballad
I flash a bold glare
hailed garbo falls
holds a bag flier
hold leaf airbags
bilge fold raah
flab holder rigs a
grilled half boars
all bridges barf ho
grief ballad hors
life or bald rash g?
hire frogs? all bad
he's alf or bad girl
frail, bored, gash...l
half grids or able
adorable girl fsh (mermaid)
a shelf for bar gild
lie for brash glad
do half rabies girl
so, half grid baler
dirge for balls ha!
Here's a list of what 'in my opinion' are all the superfluous phrases people use in their sentences to protract them, or to simply avoid contention.
In my opinion
To be honest
I'm not going to lie to you
Well I don't know really
At the end of the day
When push comes to shove
Well each to his own
I hope to do something interesting with all these at some point

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


emote kite lid
emoted like me
to kid: me = elite
toileted mike
I toked, tile me
Andy Kaufman, Daniel Kitson, Spike Milligan, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Armando Ianucci, Ricky Gervais, Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, Demetri Martin
And someone to watch Noggin the Nog on VHS with, and get drunk on angel delight

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My Blog

The Dangers of Ironic Martyrdom

Irony has long been an indispensable vehicle for satirists, parodists and comedians alike. When used most effectively, its iconoclastic possibilities burgeon an unbridled examination of our hypocris...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:06:00 GMT

"give helium a wedgie so his voicell go supersonic"

 What's the one thing you hate to have with your girlfriend, is hilarious on your brother's face (2) and changes water at 100 degrees C? Gas of course! Natures favourite state of matter and the o...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:41:00 GMT

How to be a good Neighbour : A Retrospective

As most of you may know, jovial happy-go-lucky Neighbours septuagenarian Harold is leaving the cast of the esteemed Ramsay Street this month, leaving behind a legacy in televisual portrayals of semi-d...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:55:00 GMT

Doug Stanhope on the 20th September

Me and and three others of my comedy coterie jaunted up to London this weekend to see American comedian Doug Stanhope who is someone I've wanted to see live ever since I glommed some of his Libertaria...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:19:00 GMT

The Lords Prayer 2000

Half Arthur, who farts in DevonHollowed be thy brainBored ringtone come, bluetoothed by chumUnearthed as it is in KevinGive us this dame our snaily breadAnd give us our hall passesAs we outlive those ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:10:00 GMT

Orange Night

In foggy streets and pools of lightI wander into orange nightA leesh in hand a dog on leeshWe sail down the empty streetsA cosy feel in open spaceA closeness clutching on my faceThe milky moon and pur...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:45:00 GMT

The meaning of life

There has been a perpetual hoo ha on what the meaning of life is, causing fall outs and dissents amongst inveterate philosophers and thinkers.An exestenialist would say there is no predetermined meani...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:07:00 GMT

The problem with SKINS

    First and foremost I would like to say that I dislike the premise of the show entirely. The intention of the show is to identify with the target audience (people our age) and it doe...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:44:00 GMT

Misanthropic humanist

I have a 'disposition' for having an inherant distrust in people and being constantly suspicious of their real intentions. I only ever seem to get the notion from people that they're being well nature...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:33:00 GMT

A thought

If you look at objects as just counterparts to the devolpement of your psyche, ie tripping over a small rock gives you pain, water - drinking it refreshes you and gives you a positive emotion, all obj...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:19:00 GMT