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Tara

Sorry, I'm busy being awesome

About Me


"I'm fabulous. I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half, and I've got a killer rack."

My Interests

I like the fun times.my nieces, my kitties, unrequited supercrushes, the anchor crew, flawless porcelain skin, cobras, gang girls, crosswords, tattoos, custom kicks, muscle cars, '67 GTOs, my Coupe DeVille, Wednesdays and Saturdays, vintage Lanvin bottles, Holt Howard, geishas, painting, Asian art, vintage anthropomorphic salt and pepper shakers/paintings/figurines, Page Six, figuring out what Pino G is up to, meat paws, big noses, 1930s Shanghai advertising posters, pay backs and revenge, make-up and hair, making uglies beautiful, people who are always up to go out and get home at 9am, all nighters, after hours, bags and shoes that cost way too much, cha cha heels, BIG hair and BIGGER hoop earings, schadenfreude, my ever growing kewpie doll* velvet paintings * animal with polka dot bow ties* siamese cat*weird poodle*peacock figurine collections, shopping, the ever creepy Merrill Womach, peacocks, hair make up and fashion 1920's-60's, LV/Gucci/Dior/Chanel bags and sunglasses, Ron and Fez, O&A, Way Bandy, Kevyn Aucoin, Edith Head, Harry Dean Stanton (coolest man alive), Louise Brooks, Edie Sedgwick, Rudi Gernreich, Elizabeth Taylor, Quentin Crisp, Don Rickles, corsets, stilettos, hobble skirts, drag queens and drag shows, low brow and tacky religious art, high society, hubris, number stations, The Conet Project, synethstesia, photography of Diane Arbus and David LaChapelle, Sondra Prill clips on You Tube, skee ball, psychokinesis, ESP, levitation, clairvoyance, Truckasaurus, the concept of super-massive black holes, quasars and super novas, crazy weather anomalies, supercells, tornadoes, shelf clouds, the Malachim alphabet, the Terracotta Army of Xi'an, mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle, Weird NJ, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

To quote Jackie Beat: Very handsome young men who have poor eyesight and low expectations.
I don't want to meet anyone that refers to themselves as "sexy" or "hot" because they're always pretty busted.

Music:

In no particular order... Morrissey, The Gallows, Lesser Birds of Paradise, The Smiths, The Exploding Hearts, Sheer Terror, Social Distortion, Suede, The Wedding Present, Replacements, Yuppicide, Supersuckers, Lungfish, The Modern Lovers, Christian Death, Prince, WHAM!, Breakdown, Dead Can Dance, Dolly Parton, Mad Sin, Throwing Muses, Laibach, Funeral Dress, Verve, Descendents, QOTSA, Fugazi, SubZero, Blur, June of 44, Slint, Psychedelic Furs, Jonathan Fire*Eater, Boo Radleys, Super Furry Animals, George Michael, Supergrass, Spiritualized, NY Dolls, Deadbolt, Johnny Thunders, X-Mal Deutchland, Unrest, Swans, Clan of Xymox, Wretched Ones, The Stranglers, Jawbreaker, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Beat Happening, Vice Squad, Jane's Addiction, James, NON, The Fall, Hot Snakes, The Kinks, Specials, Madness, RFTC, Joy Division, PiL, Johnny Cash, The Cramps, Meatmen, The Oppressed, The Damned, Transvision Vamp, Ink and Dagger, Stiffs Inc, Coil, Death In June, Current 93, The Meteors, Lauryn Hill, 7Seconds, Wu Tang, The Birthday Party, Le Tigre, Lunachicks, Peter Murphy, Mobb Deep, EPMD, Blake Babies, Juliana Hatfield, AF, Jeff Buckley, Hammerlock, Spacemen 3, Galaxie 500, Luna, Barbara Streisand, Chameleons, Material Issue, Cockney Rejects, Templars, Judge, Lemonheads, Afghan Whigs, The Creatures, Nekromantix, Macc Lads, OutKast, Cranes, The Cure, Cocteau Twins, Ride, DMX, 3rdBass, Tom Waits, Godflesh, Snoop, Demented are Go, Pixies, Nashville Pussy, Rev. Horton Heat, Blood for Blood, Billy Childish, Thee Headcoats, Thee Headcoatees, Thee Milkshakes, Thee Mighty Caesars, The Drags, Underdog, Cro-Mags, Sugarcubes, Bjork, X-Ray Spex, Ringworm, Step2Far, SOIA, White Stripes, Sonics, Misfits, Pitboss 2K, Pixies, Kenny Rogers, Pavement, Pussy Galore, Jon Spencer, Andrew WK, Cocksparrer, Sham69, Madball, Bikini Kill, Huggy Bear, Adam Ant, Toy Dolls, Sebadoh, Slapshot, Maximum Penalty, Bad Brains, 999, Minor Threat, Shudder to Think, Nas, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, Big Daddy Kane, LL Cool J, Gangstarr, Guru,Skinny Puppy, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Archers of Loaf, Slowdive, Lush, Last Resort, MC5, Angelic Upstarts, Ramones, Black Flag, Nation of Ulysses, Sisters of Mercy, Einsturzende Neubauten, New Order, Warzone, GBH, Billy Bragg, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, This Mortal Coil, Psychic TV, The Waterboys, Legendary Pink Dots, Jay-Z, Dramarama,Elvis Costello, Adolescents, Sex Gang Children, Echo and the Bunnymen, J.A.M.C., Kate Bush, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, ODB, Pharcyde, Meat Beat Manifesto, The Cult, Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians, TKK, The Clash, Sonic Youth, Superchunk, The Adicts, Discharge, Blitz, Stone Roses, Weird Al, The Sundays, The Rezillos, Batmobile, Blonde Redhead, His Name Is Alive, Sloan, Dinosaur Jr., My Bloody Valentine, The Ocean Blue, New Order, The Housemartins, Big Black, Husker Du, Exploited, Buzzcocks, and Kenny and Dolly duets.

Heroes:

Dorothy Parker, Dotti Primrose, Morrissey, Karen Walker, Brad Rutter, Miss Piggy (for making being a glamourous fat pig acceptable), Dolly Parton, Medea, Alexis Carrington Colby, Ken Jennings, DB Cooper, Siouxsie, Dear Dotti, Lauren Ezersky, Quentin Crisp, Sue Simmons, and Wendy Williams
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Anyone willing to adopt a loving healthy cat?

Or know someone who does? Please get in touch with me.
Posted by Tara on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:58:00 PST

Case solved!

So I finally found out who my uber stalker was at ReMax...Zit Tits! Hey girl! Just send me a message instead of stalking my profile. That way I can answer any questions that are driving you crazy enou...
Posted by Tara on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:45:00 PST

perfect sneakers

Design inspired by a can of Aqua Net....Jersey style!
Posted by Tara on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:07:00 PST

I implore you, PLEASE STOP WITH THE STUPID CHAIN BULLETINS

SERIOUSLY, ENOUGH WITH THE "REPOST THIS IF YOU WANT A TOP 15 INSTEAD OF 8" OR "REPOST THIS OR YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED" OR "IF YOU REPOST THIS YOU WILL GET A CODE TO SEE WHO'S LOOKING AT YOUR PRO...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:44:00 PST

MY PERFECT DATE! (if I was drunk and it was 3am)

Yes, this is a real thing that they are doing! Pick me up at 6!               Make your Valentines Day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Tuesday, February 14 between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m and...
Posted by Tara on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:18:00 PST

Very true

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the ...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:40:00 PST

Come see me in my runway debut!

The lovely Sheryl and I will be walking in the Mode Merr fashion shows on the 16th and 18th. Please come out and buy some awesomely cute clothes! (fingers crossed that I don't fall down!) UPCOMING EVE...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:16:00 PST

Hey Patti LaBelle....seriously....what the fuck are you wearing?


Posted by Tara on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:41:00 PST

East Brunswick.... Remax First Realty

All I know is that someone who works there must  find me very interesting, and that's all I'll say about that.
Posted by Tara on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:30:00 PST

This is why I love Dolly Parton

DOLLY PARTON lyrics - "I Hope You're Never Happy" I wish you all the luck I wish you only the bestSatisfaction in love, and true happinessI wish you blue skies and rainbows, I wish you joy pur...
Posted by Tara on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:59:00 PST