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Professor

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

If I know you fairly well, drop me a line and maybe i'll add you. If i don't know you or have never met you, don't add me on this profile.....add one or both of these whores instead. They'll take all comers: Turnpike Wrecks or Pressure Drop Sound System , which i currently run from Fitzgerald's Harp 'n' Bard in Clifton NJ on Thursday nights playing most of the music you'll find down there on the left (if you've been out for those, drop me a line). I am the former M.C. of the fiasco that was "The One Step Beyond Radio Show" on WMCX. I use some variation of the word 'fuck' an inordinate amount of times in a conversation. There are four words i live by: Honor, Loyalty, Respect, Integrity, although I'm an obnoxious prick most of the time, and occasionally downright hostile. I am the Judge, the Jury and the Executioner. I like to keep things simple, as i am a simple man of simple pleasures. I detest drama and petty bullshit. I love my dog more than i like people in general. I am a complete and utter moron when it comes to relationships. I do not believe in the concept of 'race', aside from the human race, which is pretty much fucked due to its own overinflated sense of importance. I find the humor in almost everything. I have no tolerance for idiocy, AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL!!

My Interests

SINGING FOR THE TURNPIKE WRECKS ; Japanese art and culture; aikido; studying the ways of the samurai; mocking the trendy and stupid; sleeping; supporting New Jersey bars and music, also good out-of-state bands; playing with my pit bull, finding money to move to a place that will not discriminate against said dog; pirates; hockey; tits; darts; billiards; foosball; bowling; skee-ball; and my home away from home....

I'd like to meet:

unless you have some nice tits, probaly not you.

Music:

ska, rocksteady, reggae, punk, OI!, real hardcore, rockabilly, irish/celtic, soul, doo-wop, jazz, blues, Frank, Dean & Sammy, old metal, traditional Japanese, 80s....basically anything that's not the overcommercialized, overproduced garbage being fed to the general public nowadays, and especially NOT the goddamn eurotrash techno noise. oh, and i definitely love these guys: so does techno.....

Movies:

most porn; slap shot; better off dead; grosse point blank; original star wars trilogy; kill bill; leone/eastwood 'man with no name' trilogy; big lebowski; yojimbo; sanjuro; samurai trilogy (the story of miyamoto musashi); seven samurai; fletch; true romance; wet hot american summer; bronx tale; pirates of the caribbean; death race 2000; real men (jim belushi/john ritter); godzilla vs. [insert monster here]; original batman; dolemite; the harder they come; clockwork orange; dirty dozen; ghost dog, life of brian, falling down; things to do in denver.....

Television:

Old Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, InuYasha, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bros., Simpsons, Family Guy, Deadwood, The Wire, Father Ted, Monty Python, The State, Sealab 2021, Red Dwarf.

Books:

see, shake says that books are from the devil, and that tv is twice as fast. but i do love these: spirit of aikido, code of the samurai, siddhartha, the snow lion's turquoise mane, awakening the buddha within, hagakure: book of the samurai

Heroes:

broken, dead, anti-, hogan's, kelly's (har har). seriously, my grandfather (R.I.P.) - Silver Star WWII, my father for teaching me about working man's pride through actions, not words. Sheriff Joe Arpaio of the Maricopa County jail in Arizona

My Blog

some songs ive been diggin lately.

so every now and then a song pops up that i just can't get enough of. here's a couple. Rush Hour - Jane Wiedlin- You can tell the ex Go-Go was smiling through this entire song. No matter what, this s...
Posted by Professor on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

Rest In Peace, you old Huckleberry....

Phil "Scooter" Rizzuto1916-2007This guy was one of a kind. I grew up watching Yankees games with him and Bill White when the Yankees were terrible. Perhaps terrible isn't strong enough of a word....ho...
Posted by Professor on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:21:00 PST

if i see any one of these motherfuckers in this video......

everyone involved in this video needs to be executed immediately. edited or not, this is unacceptable and not even remotely funny. the people in the audience who are laughing should be executed. if it...
Posted by Professor on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

professor's list of grievances vol. 5

holy shit, it's been almost 3 years since i did one of these. christy must have settled me down something fierce. ok, here we go.....it's been almost three years and the emo kids are still around. i d...
Posted by Professor on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

just to clear some shit up that's been bothering me for a while.....

this is batman:this is the batman logo:this is an acceptable batman logo:this is the batmobile:none of this other shit that's been trying to pass itself off as batman is acceptable. that shit takes it...
Posted by Professor on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:35:00 PST

5 years ago.......

i took in the beautiful view of the nyc skyline that day on my way to work, as i always did. my commute was an hour, from up by the george washington bridge down to red bank. there's something beautif...
Posted by Professor on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

for you conspiracy freaks......

9/11 was set up by our government. riiight.......think about that one for a minute. our current administration, seemingly led by that bastion of intellect, george w. bush staged the whole thing. as my...
Posted by Professor on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST

hey, morons.....

it's not a fucking movie......it actually happened. never forget that. http://www.zombietime.com/wtc_9-13-2001/there were still people under all that when these pictures were taken. pfft.....'world tr...
Posted by Professor on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST

Memorial Day.....

did anyone rember that Memorial Day is for the purpose of remembering those who fought for and served this country and our freedoms? or did you all just take that for granted while you were hitting th...
Posted by Professor on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:44:00 PST

why i can't relate to anyone.....

it's sad that you plan your whole schedule around a goddamn tv show. is your life that pathetic that it has to revolve around fictional characters, or even 'actual' people that populate 'reality' show...
Posted by Professor on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:33:00 PST