Sharpening my toenails.
Me likey the movies!
Me likey the TV!
are what now? Oh, you mean kindling!
Speak and Little Wooden Boy. (Evil has been rousted and the baby-sitter's been paid! Come heroes, our work here is done. You know, even though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are definitely not better than one! And finally, you can lay an egg and still feel like a man!)