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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator the name is EB (Eric Butler..."Flash Gordon, QB of the New York Jets"): i'm an Irishman (of the kingdom of Kerry and Up Tipp!) born in the Bronx many moons ago, a sporadic writer of lyric and poetry (many can be found online here if you skim through my tiring five hundred plus blogs and counting!), a guitar enthusiast who plays in the Motel Creeps and at times, i am little more than a self-indulgent thanatophobic at best, but by the grace of God, always good for a laugh

My Interests

MyGen Profile Generator interests range from a to z and everything that lies in-between.

I'd like to meet:

The Girl of My Screams!...but for sure, Lisa Gerrard belting it out somewhere. Kate Moss on the fly of my zipper and Kate Beckinsale flipping me the finger over drinks with my clone; and or Seka 40 years ago trapped in the eternal orgasm with you dressed to the silken nines in ultra-sheer rht's under velvet skies. Susan May Pratt are you out there? just about everybody here and now and everybody later in the next life. well, maybe everybody in the next life, give or take a few i wish not to greet! oh and how could i forget, Lisa Ekdahl, my dearest and most greatest muse of all

Music:

MyGen Profile Generator is my life-line. but good heavens, never invite me out to catch some opera with cognac on ice. outside of that, Luna (The Weeds of Eden), Slowdive, RIDE, Seely, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Chameleons UK, My Bloody Valentine, The Secret Machines, Godspeedyoublackemperor, Jimi Hendrix and a thousand and one more where they come from...it'd take me a few hours to list them all so i will spare us the cutter.

Movies:

MyGen Profile Generator "This Ming's a psycho!" : mainly time-pieces and weird love triangles and sci-fi and medieval type stuff and one's that really get me sobbing...a good cry is like giving blood; it keeps the eyes fresh and alive.

Television:

MyGen Profile Generator History, Discovery and then the other meaningless 30 minute to 1hr. programs that pump out more commercials than the daily average number of spam mail in my inbox.

Books:

MyGen Profile Generator anything by Charles Bukowski and or about Jimi Hendrix...dear God, i should get out of my shell and read more?

Heroes:

MyGen Profile Generator are living and some are dead but i feel like one every morning when i make my bed. other than that, Jimi Hendrix, Billy Corgan, Sean Eden and Will Sergeant's guitar playing and Ian McCulloch and Dean Wareham's gift of lyrical phrasing...and despite his bad haircuts, Nigel Kennedy on the violin!

My Blog

-the workday duel-

we conference called this label. all excited and what not. wow, people are interested us, smiling. the hard work and long nights had paid off.what was that almost a year and a half ago? this...
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:01:00 PST

-images-

images,eye havescene plentybut the mostdisturbing imagethat still haunts meevery so often,outside of any internet beheadingswas seeing Argentinianspassing out in pureeuphoria at a Michael Jackson conc...
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:35:00 PST

-if the 6 turned out to be a 7-

i would have hit the trifecta Saturday on the Cup Classic race. finishers were Curlin, Hard Spun, and Aweseome Gem. but no, i had Curlin, Hard Spun and Diamond Stripes. 4-8-6 to my 4-8-7. i bet $5 str...
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST

-oh geez, im a disease-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidermolysis_bullosayou got eb? fresh eggs? no, skinny skin.
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST

-last rite-

if deathis butthe closingof the eyes,an exit from the mind,then kissmine shut,toss the restinto a fire.(10/09/02)
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST

-2004-

Anonymous said... Hey Sarah, MOTEL CREEPS are an unsigned band with an EP you can help sell. I don't think they know what they're doing, but they have good live shows. see http://www.motelcreeps.com1:...
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

-your prediction-

can't you see howthere is nevera now?nor any strengthin a proverbialvow? for bothare a mere reflectionof a passage in timethat harbor no moretruth than the pathof a transparent cloud;nothing to r...
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:48:00 PST

-Costume idea for the Staten Island Ninja Robber-

should you continue your wicked ways for another month or two, try donning a Robin Hood outfit on Halloween you S.O.B!?! just to add insult to the mental injuries and lack of sleep you are causing you...
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST

-Guise of the Guiding Light-

the lungs breatheuntil they breatheno more,the heart passesblood throughoutits courseuntil it suddenlycoughs, yawns and ceases flow,now all of thisthe mind does knowbut, the mind favorsto ignore these...
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:16:00 PST

-i know a place-

where these toilet creatures dwell for real...here at my job.http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Whats-New_ 1AA/To-Play_1BC/Item_The-Bog-Monster_AX8962_ps_cti-1BC.html
Posted by Guilty of the Fantods on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST