I ENJOY MAKING SCULPTURES OUT OF FRESHLY LAID HOT TURDS!!!! (DOESN'T MATTER, EITHER MINE OR YOURS) HEY, DON'T KNOCK IT TIL YOU'VE TRIED IT!! .... I ALSO LOVE TO DRINK AKVAVIT!!!!....IT MAKES ME KRAZY, OH, I ALREADY AM!!! I LIKE: BOOOZE, (OF COURSE! IF IT'S GOT ALCOHOL IN IT I'LL DRINK IT!!!!), MUSIC, SINGING, CATS, ART, CERAMICS, MAKING HANDMADE TILE, GOIN TO SHOWS, DANCIN,PRANCIN,PARTYIN, PANTY SNIFFIN', BEIN' LOUD (OH, WAIT! I CAN'T HELP THAT!!), DJ-ING, TOILET HUMOUR, MAD LIBS, SPARKS!!!!!!,
BLONDIE, NEW WAVE, PUNK, R 'N' R, ETC., GARDENING,DRINKIN' WHILE GARDENING,THESE R FR. MY GARDEN! (RAISED BY SEED) , TRAVELING, ROAD TRIPS,NEW JERSEY, JOISEY SHORE, WILDWOOD,CAPE MAY,ASBURY PARK, NYC , PHILLY,MARS BAR, ASBURY LANES,PHOTOGRAPHY,TAKIN PHOTOS,DRINKIN WHILE TAKING PHOTOS,PIECES OF FLAIR,PINS, ACCESSORIES,THRIFT SHOPPING,DRINKIN' WHILE SHOPPING, GETTIN TO THE GOOD RECORDS B4 U DO!!!, COLLECTING STUFF, HALLOWEEN, FLEA MARKETS, 99CENT STORES,DRINKIN' IN THE SHOWER, BIRDS, ANIMALS (THIS WAS TAKEN IN MY FRONT YARD!!) & PLANTS & NATURE IN GENERAL! I DON'T CARE, GO AHEAD CALL ME A TREE HUGGER! I DO LOVE TREES!!!!, SCANDINAVIA, MY SWEDISH HERITAGE, JOHN BAUER ILLUSTRATIONS,ELVES & TROLLS,PIPPI LONGSTOCKING,MOOMINS!!! ,SWEAT HOGS, MUSEUMS, FAKE HAIR, CLOTHES,MAKEUP, BRIGHT COLORS, NEON, DYING MY HAIR,MAKING PINS & HAIR ACCESSORIES,SILK SCREENING,CRAFTING,DRINKING WHILE CRAFTING,DRINKING IN CLASS, DRINKIN' W/NO CLASS, SKULLS, SKELETONS, DAY OF THE DEAD,TIKIS/TIKI ART, VINTAGE CLOTHING & FURNITURE, THE MERMAID PARADE(CONEY ISLAND),DRINKING @ THE MERMAID PARADE (DUH),WEIRD NJ,FINGERLESS 80'S GLOVES, STICKERS!!!, DR.SUESS, WUBS & BORFMASTERS,NERDS THAT PLAY D&D,BLUMPKINS, BEING SILLY, BEING PERVERTED, MAKIN OUT,GETTING INTO TROUBLE,TALKIN SHIT, BURPING, FLIRTING, LURKING, SMIRKING, SMURFIN' AROUND, NOZIN' AROUND, FARTING IN YO FACE, BITING, SNARLING,DRINKIN, STINKIN, HISSING, KISSING, PISSING, TEASING, SLEAZING, SQUEEZING, FINGERIN, TRICKIN 'N' TREATIN', BORFING, BORKING, GIVING THE EVIL EYE, & PLAYING SCRABBLE!! OOOOH, I ALSO LOVE MY FAMILY, MY PETS & MY FRIENDS!!! SMOOCHES U KNOW WHO U HOES ARE!!!
I'd like to meet:
SPARKS!....WOOPS! I'VE MET THEM ALREADY, TWICE!! JEALOUS ARE YOU?!... THIS MOTHER FckIN HOT GENIUS - .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>,NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!!!! HE'S FLIPPIN' SWEET!!! ALAN CUMMING!!!!!! DEBORAH HARRY, OF COURSE!!!!!!! OOOH & OFFICER DANGLE!!!! I LUV HIM!!! MORRISSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID JOHANSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE
LL, I CAN CROSS HIM OFF THE LIST NOW!! BRAD SHEPERD OF THE HOODOO GURUS!!! OH,I GUESS I CAN CROSS HIM OFF THE LIST, TOO!!
STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SYLVAIN SYLVAIN @ CB'S!!!
Music:
OK, Here's some....
NEW WAVE,PUNK,ROCKABILLY,PSYCHOBILLY,GARAGE,SURF,GOTH,OLD SKA,DOO WOP,WFMU 91.1 IS THE BEST RADIO STATION!!!(WFMU.ORG),etc...SPARKS!!!!!!!!(MY FAVE)! ..,.. .. ..>....,BLONDIE!!!!!!!, DEVO,THE SMITHS,CRAMPS,B-52'S,RAMONES,DEAD BOYS,THE REPLACEMENTS.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..> ,EPOXIES,ADAM & THE ANTS,GUN CLUB, BOW WOW WOW,DAMNED ,PEACHES!!!!!!,
GO CAT GO,BUZZCOCKS,THE UNDERTONES,REZILLOS, REVILLOS,ADVERTS,DESCENDENTS,THE DWARVES,ENGLISH BEAT,FUZZBOX ,SAINTS, RADIO BIRDMAN.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>,THE BEAT,PUBLIC IMAGE LTD.,PLASTIC BERTRAND,NINA HAGEN, MORRISSEY,THE HOODOO GURUS!!!! ,SOCIAL DISTORTION,SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES,ABBA ,DURAN DURAN,ARCADIA,NEKROMANTIX,THE JAM,THE DICKIES,THE TOY DOLLS,MISFITS,THE VARUKERS,BUDDY HOLLY,ROY ORBISON, PUBLIC NUISANCE,SUMMER'S EVE,BERLIN,THE SLEAZE SISTERS,THE CUTS,SPACED OUT WASTOIDS, THE RAGING LAMOS ,THE SLACKERS(NYC) ,TEN POLE TUDOR,GRAVY TRAIN,HARDER THEY CUM SOUNDTRACK,XANADU SOUNDTRCK,GREASE SOUNDTRK, ROCKY HORROR SOUNDTRK, TIMES SQUARE SNDTRK,CABERET SNDTRK,THE MUPPET MOVIE SNDTRK,X-RAY SPEX,THE AVENGERS,DEMENTED ARE GO!,METEORS,STRAY CATS,DEADBOLT,NEW YORK DOLLS, ,THE HEARTBREAKERS,JOHNNY THUNDERS, THE ALTERNATIVE,TOXIK EPHEX, THE MOB, ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE,IGGY & THE STOOGES,CIRCLE JERKS, THE FLARE UPS!!!!,WANDA JACKSON,THE BELMONT PLAYBOYS,COLLINS KIDS, JOHNNY CASH,ELVIS COSTELLO,ELVIS THE PELVIS, BIG SANDY & HIS FLY-RITE BOYS, THE CURE,DEVIL DOGS,THE MONSTERS,SUBHUMANS(UK),ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN,THEE HEADCOATS,THEE HEADCOATEES,MADNESS,BAUHAUS, ZOUNDS, EARLY U2,THE PRETENDERS,THE BRIEFS,STIFF LITTLE FINGERS,THE VAPORS , THE EQUALS, EDDY GRANT,LUNACHICKS,THEE MIGHTY CAESARS, KILLING JOKE,THE WET PANTS, THE MOIST TOWELETTES, YER MOM,YAZ, KING,THE TIME FLYS,
JOE JACKSON,GG & THE JABBERS,TURBONEGRO,GENERATION X,BILLY IDOL,THE SEX PISTOLS, THE CLASH,VICE SQUAD,TEENAGE HEAD,THE BUSINESS,COCK SPARRER, SHAM69, FLEAS 'N' LICE,THE SUGARCUBES,THE GOBLINS(ITALY-SUSPIRIA),THE GO-G0'S,THE ADICTS,OLD BAD RELIGION ,KAT KLIX, CHILLER,DIESEL QUEENS,THE SPECIALS,PENETRATION,CYNDI LAUPER, HOWARD JONES, BONEY M., DEAD KENNEDYS, CHANNEL 3, BILLY BRAGG, THE BODYSNATCHERS, THE NO-TALENTS,CRASS,DAVID BOWIE,CHICKS ON SPEED,THE RADICTS,THE DEVIATORS,MR. T EXPIRIENCE,COCTEAU TWINS,TRACY ULLMAN, MOLOTOV COCKTAIL, DISSASOCIATE, RABIES BABIES, UK SUBS, CITIZEN FISH, THE RUTS, WOMAN, LES BREASTFEEDERS, CRIMPSHRINE, EYEBALL SKELETON,MEN AT WORK,YMA SUMAC,GEORGE MICHEAL & WHAM!, etc.....EAT SHIT ON RYE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Movies:
GREASE!!!!,XANADU!!!!,Rock 'n' Roll Highschool!!!,NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!ROCKY HORROR, VALLEY GIRL,Times Square , Stepford Wives (70's version),ANOTHER STATE OF MIND, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, John Waters' Films, SCROOOGED!, Jaws (still scares the shit out of me!), GOONIES, SUPERMAN 1&2, Cabaret,Watership Down,Christiane F.,Wizard of Oz, L's & G's...The Fabulous Stains, Muppet Movie, Office Space,Valley of the Dolls,E.T.,Labyrinth ,The Thing (John Carpenter's), Creepshow, Adam: The Documentary,The Jerk, Suspiria, The Wickerman (orig. version), Back To The Future,Charlotte's Web, WALK THE LINE!!, Skateboard the movie, INTO THE WILD!!!!, Awakenings,etc.....oooh! & i LOVE Gene Hackman!!!! and i love Bill Murray!!! oooh, and i loooove HARRY DEAN Stanton, too!!!!
Television:
THE YOUNG ONES!!!!!,CHAPPELLE'S SHOW, INSOMNIAC,THE COLBERT REPORT ,RENO 911,TAXI,THREE'S COMPANY,AB FAB,THE DAILY SHOW, SCRUBS!!!, MONK, IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, CELEBRITY FIT CLUB,ANIMAL PRECINCT & PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING ON ANIMAL PLANET OR NICK/TVLAND,WHAT'S HAPPENIN!!!, WELCOME BACK, KOTTER!!!! ,PROJECT RUNWAY,ALI G.(THE BRITISH VERSION IS BETTER!),6 FEET UNDER,DEAD LIKE ME,VH1 CLASSIC (ESP. WE ARE THE 80'S), SQUARE PEGS!!!!!, FUTURAMA, HOUSE, BONANZA,TOP CHEF, CLEAN SWEEP, SURPRISE BY DESIGN,TRADING SPACES, WHILE U WERE OUT,THE MUNSTERS, LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE, THE MATCH GAME DURING THE 70'S (EVERYONE IS DRUNK ON THAT!), SQUARE PEGS,FAT ACTRESS,QUEER EYE 4 THE STRAIGHT GUY, OLD MAD TV,FLAVOR OF LOVE,CROSSBALLS,STREET SMARTS,THE SURREAL LIFE,MONTY PYTHON,MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW,BEWITCHED,GILLIGAN'S ISLAND, THE BRADY BUNCH,THE MUPPET SHOW ,I LOVE LUCY,BENNY HILL, CAROL BURNETT SHOW,THE SMURFS,BOB NEWHART SHOW, BLIND DATE,SWIFFER COMMERCIALS W/DEVO, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT I REALLY DON'T WATCH MUCH TV!!!
Books:
Mad Libs,Please Kill Me,Sexed-Up School Marm,The Tragic Nympho,Weird NJ, Naughty Nursemaid,A Babysitter for Daddy,Sex Sandwich,Next Door Nookie,Raunchy Roomates,The Sextacular Swing Castle,Pippi Longstocking, A Child's Garden of Verses by Robert Louis Stevenson, THE NEW YORK DOLLS: TOO MUCH TOO SOON,MAKING TRACKS: THE RISE OF BLONDIE, ON THE ROAD WITH THE RAMONES, THE MODERN DRUNKARD, Never Trust A Man Who Doesn't Drink, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!, Flushed With Pride (The Story of Thomas Crapper)!!etc.
Heroes:
WEEPEE!!!!!!!......MICK JONES, JOE STRUMMER!!!, THE PEOPLE'S POET!!!!....PIPPI LONGSTOCKING!!!....JOHNNY ROTTEN LYDON, THE YOUNG ONES, WALLY WALRUS!! (OF COURSE!!)!!...STEVEN COLBERT!!!!....Your mother's hairy anus!!!....And Rick Astley!!!...OOOH! and Richard Marx!!!!
MY PARENTS, MY BRO, C-E & MY BIG SIS, GUNVOR!!! PETER KING., DANIELLE PREPON, JOYCE KONDAK & MY CATS & THE HARPS!!!!
