I am me.
I don't always know who that is.
I'm generally a nice person. Except when I'm not.
I'm a pretty good and loyal friend. Except when I'm not.
I'm often very funny. Especially when I really don't mean to be. Especially then.
In alpha order, or "What's on my TiVo": 24, Aliens in America, All My Children, As the World Turns, Battlestar Galactica, Big Love, Bones, Breaking Bad, Burn Notice, Californication, Cashmere Mafia, Chuck, Damages, Desperate Housewives, Dexter, Dirty Sexy Money, Doctor Who, Eli Stone, Entourage, Eureka, Everybody Hates Chris, General Hospital, Greek, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Hustle, In Treatment, Kyle XY, Life, Lipstick Jungle, Lost, Love Soup, Mad Men, Meadowlands, Men in Trees, Miss Guided, My Name is Earl, Nip/Tuck, Notes from the Underbelly, Private Practice, Pushing Daisies, Reaper, Rescue Me, The Riches, Samantha Who?, Shark, Supernatural, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, The New Adventures of Old Christine, The Robinsons, The Sarah Jane Adventures, The Tudors, The Unit, Torchwood, Weeds Gone (sometimes quickly) but not forgotten: Andy Barker PI, Another World, Big Day, Day Break, Eyes, Firefly, Gilmore Girls, Green Wing, Hot Properties, Justice, Kitchen Confidential, In Case of Emergency, Invasion, Love Monkey, Port Charles, Raines, Six Degrees, Slings and Arrows, Sports Night, Standoff, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Surface, Teachers (the BBC version only), Thank God You're Here, The Black Donnellys, Threshold, Veronica Mars, What About Brian, Wonderfalls
Mystery and detective fiction. Sue Grafton, Faye Kellermam, Robert Parker, Jasper Fforde.