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sterling wolfe ♥

Starting December 14th, stay in the light, because you'll find nails on a chalkboard soothing compar

About Me

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RANDOM ONGOING NOTES:
♥ Dream occupation: Lead guitarist for "Storm and the Balls," Portland, OR
If you want to know something about me or what I think, ASK. I'll give you the truth, whether that makes me look good bad or ugly. At worst, I'll say "I'd rather not say." But if instead of asking me directly, you'd prefer to make up some nonsense or speculate with friends or just create drama because you fear that you yourself are a snooze and you can divert attention from your need to clean your own house, then maybe Darwin is going to get you some day. The reason for that is if you choose to make that which is easy, difficult and convulted, then emotionally you're stuck at six years old. Adult communication cures a lot of ills. If, on the other hand, you're less than six years old and are acting this way, congratulations: You're ahead of the the game. Just be sure to move on when you reach the age of seven. It would be so sad yet funny if as you read this, you sit there wondering if I'm talking about you, rather than asking me if I am, wouldn't it?
♥ If you do not think the color purple is great, I'm going to have trouble trusting you. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
♥ Naples, FL is very cool (other than the music scene, which is the empty set), unless you're a kid who grew up there. Then, I guess it sucks. Oh, and if you drive, it sucks worse. You think L.A. drivers cannot drive? Try driving in Naples, FL and get a sense of perspective.
GOALS:
♥ To not be photo-phobic when a check's not attached to the process. I LOVE seeing pics of other peops, so maybe I need to join the club. Or maybe not. Old habits die hard.
♥ To learn EVH's eruption. THEN I can call it a cliche and never play it. But unless I can play it with total confidence, I have no right to make that claim.
♥ To learn "mood for a day." ALL of mood for a day. Why on earth have I learned to play 75% of it a hundred times since age 15 or so, but never learn to play the song 100% of the way through.
♥ To sight read better. So, Nuno cannot read. I'm not Nuno, so I need to fucking get over it.
♥ To play 10 minutes ever hour and not less, instead of playing 14 hours a day for months or never even touching a guitar for months or years.
♥ To find an friendly cover band and HAVE FUN instead of a bunch of pretentious assholes with aspirations of rock stardom because they have not a CLUE about the actual industry. Pookie, if you're over age 30 and nobody in the real world has cared about your songs yet, they aren't going to. And yes, of course, that applies to me. Get over it.
♥ To use less profanity. Though I do think that if you get all stressed out from the use of the word fuck, then somethink is undoubtably horribly wrong with your fucking.
♥ To honor all obligations I made for 2006 regardless of how difficult that might be, without excuse. Being burned by somebody else is no excuse not to honor an obligation.
♥ To learn more about wine. I don't have enough sense of taste to ever in this lifetime to really understand it. I do, however, think that at some point it would really become me to know the understanding between a flipdeehoozle and a whatsterdingit.
♥ To use less retail therepy in an attempt to block pain. The high is temporary. Debt is forever.
-- 225x4
FASHION SENSE (or lack thereof):
Christian Audigier + Ed Hardy, Kiton Napoli, Zegna, RL purple label, burberry, chrome hearts, bathing ape, d&g, cavalli, tony lama. Usually anything with big honkin branding = no thank you to the extreme. Not a fan of clothes that are designer billboards without compensation.
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My Interests

♥ old growth brazilian rosewood.

♥ singing

♥ Enforcing the rule that people must love
pirate kittens , one scofflaw at a time.

I'd like to meet:

inspired, dedicated rock musicians who refrain from sucking

Below: The hastily put together trailer of more than a few years back for the never to be finished "Automatic," by the incomparable Jamaal Fort. 72 days long-ass days in, another 75 or so missing. As not every shoot can give a person permanent nerve damage to one's right leg while running completely naked across a dry lake bed while being chased by two camera cars, Automatic will always be the gift that keeps on giving.

The Machine is Dead. Long live 'automatic.'

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Music:



the panic channel, pink floyd, nine inch nails, queensryche, 50 cent, slipknot (latest)

Movies:

three days of the condor, to live and die in L.A., fight club, a clockwork orange, the usual suspects, rollerball

Television:

mythbusters, criss angel: mindfreak, celebrity paranomral project, nip / tuck, weeds, entourage, sexual healing: showtime

Books:

Yes. I've heard of them. I actually own a few. I'm waiting to see if the wisdom therein wafts into my head before I force myself to read them, though.

Heroes:

ho-kwan tse, criss angel, randy rhodes, jason becker, george lynch, nuno dettencourt, david gilmour, paul reed smith, vinnie moore, buckethead, jimmy page, SRV, will ray,rafael moreira, people who hold onto what's true and don't back down, people who tell the truth even when it's not convenient or easy, Dr. Timothy Emerson

My Blog

My rambling, incoherent + boring-ass answers to the latest quiz making the rounds.

1. What's your natural hair color? Dark blonde if I've been out of the sun, light blonde if I've been in it.  But for reasons that would bore anybody to tears, I've been mandated to change my dam...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

Art of war: The missing chapter. Unintentional allusions to -the secret-

I'm not rushing to see "the secret."  I don't need to.  Been there, do that.  For maybe three years now, or four years now, when somebody gave me a book based on the same damn thing.&nb...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

Is there any reasonable scientific explanation of physical "type" for peops?

(JG, I said peops, not peeps.  Diff question).Some people have a physical "type" for them, that when they see it, or deal with it, they pretty much melt.Insert title question here:  Is there...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST

To one person. Hit a button on myspace very late the night before last ...

... in a rush to get the hell to bed and actually get some sleep this week, and that button had an absolutely unintended technical-myspace side-effect I didn't intend.  f! sorry.  :(  T...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Thank you to everybody who's made 2007 so f'ing incredibly great.

This is not an AMAM, as hell, the small number of people who need to know elements of "2007 goodness" already do.But f'ing THANK YOU(!!!) to everybody who's contributed big or small to such an f'ing a...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:44:00 PST

Some day, I will have to find a woman between the extremes of Shandi Finnessey and Mary Weiland

I'm waiting to find out what the f time I have to be somewhere very early tomorrow morn.  Tired as F, and I'd like to go to bed.  But the "go to bed then see if I can figure out what time I ...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

Film sets are all lovely cooperative friendly places!!! Weeee!

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Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

The Departed -- Two minute edit of the entire film

If you need a profanity warning, you seriously just need to lose any references you have to my page.Compliments to beulah for bringing this one to my attention. ...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

Is there an idiots guide for being nicer to attractive women who are nice to me?

in 6th or so grade, a girl named ingrid(?) found out my birthday and gave me a nice chocolate bar, wrapped up like a little present. Now granted, Ingrid was no babe, but she was very nice, and if I re...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

Why I appreciate gay guys

why I appreciate gay guys.You know, in some ways I'm very secure.  In other ways I'm less secure than at any time in my life. And as far as others are concerned, I don't mind insecure guys if the...
Posted by sterling wolfe ♥ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST