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Chairman

I'm not a superhero. I'm a sidekick.

About Me


Don't ask me about aardvarks. I lost my best friend in a freak ant-eater accident. I'm still traumatized by anyone with a long nose and a sticky tongue.Seriously, perhaps you've seen me on TV but only if you have a strange eye affliction that prevents you from blinking. I've been seen ever so briefly in an IBM commercial and a Jack in the Box spot with lots of parrots. I also have the distinction of killing American Dreams. I had a one-line bit part on the very last episode. Here are some samples.Fortunately, I've got friends who put me to work in their indie films and plays. I'm a member of Sacred Fools Theatre Company and an associate member of Ark Theatre Company . Recently I was seen in the Sacred Fools produced, Doug Clayton directed The Mystery of Edwin Drood . And, currently I'm rehearsing BeaverQuest: The Musical by Padraic Duffy & Scott Stapf directed by Scott Leggett.When I'm not going on endless auditions and craving attention, I sometimes slink out of the spotlight to go and check out some of the great live bands to be found here in Los Angeles. I frequently rotate the ones with My Space profiles through my "Top Friends". Check them out. I order you!Finally, here's a show I'm co-producing with my roommate. Come to the show. It's a dynamo!
Photos: Haven Hartman Photography
Featuring:
Jaime Andrews
Supatra Hanna
Eric C. Johnson
Michael Lanahan
CJ Merriman
Franci Montgomery
Jaime L. Robledo
Troy Vincent
and
Brandon Clark as "Thursty"
For more information go to the Magnum Opus section of Sacred Fools.org
Tickets $10

My Interests

Collecting antique electric squirrel groomers.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is able to engage the stuff between their ears in a constructive, creative and/or humorous manner.

Music:

Piper Downs, Andy Creighton, Barenaked Ladies, They Might be Giants, Candy Butchers, The Killers, Supertramp, Gene Pitney, Adam Marsland and the Chaos Band feat. Evie Sands, The World Record, Eugene Edwards Band, John Hoskinson, Rush Hour Soul, Ben Folds (with or w/o Five), Bettie Serveert, The Get Up Kids

Movies:

Crimes and Misdemeanors, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, M*A*S*H, The Muppet Movie, Young Frankenstien,

Television:

Battlestar Gallactica (2005), Las Vegas, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, American Chopper, Monster Garage, Monster House, Alias, CSI, Cold Case, Without a Trace, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

You are Hecubus! I knew it! Evil! Evil after all this time! You are imminently evil! Your life is consumed by doing evil deeds like blocking your Master's car in the driveway or showing up drunk to the taping of your EVIL show. You don't have many friends, in fact you only have two, Simon-who is really more of your Master, and Mr.Vodka! Deep down you may seem like a nice person...no, nevermind you are evil to the core. Now, repeat after me, Owa tana siam!

Which Kids in the Hall Character Are You?
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How evil are you?Okay, these quiz things really need to compare notes.

Books:

Shopgirl-Steve Martin; Naked-David Sedaris; Without Feathers-Woody Allen;

My Blog

Citibank can suck it!

I am not a Citibank customer by choice.  I am a Citibank customer by default after all the independent local banks I used to belong to got bought up and consolidated into this monolithic corporat...
Posted by Chairman on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:47:00 PST

Concert-goers Meme

Here is how it works. Copy this list. Leave in the bands you've seen perform live. Delete the ones you haven't and add new ones that you have seen until you reach 25. An asterisk means the previous pe...
Posted by Chairman on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:09:00 PST

Personal Ad: 3/19/2008

The award for broken-english poetry goes to: Djirgala Life is fine and surprised I think true beauty is almost completely hidden from view, inside a soul, in a person’s thoughts and dreams, i...
Posted by Chairman on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:58:00 PST

My New Show: BeaverQuest (Its not about what you think its about).

We're having a hoedown fundraiser on Saturday.  Come on down to the theatre and check it out.  $20 gets you probably more food than you'll be able to eat.  Plus, there will be carniva...
Posted by Chairman on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:22:00 PST

Youre Watching...

If you've watched television recently you've probably seen them.  Little banners that pop up at the bottom of the screen that tell you what you're watching RIGHT NOW and what is coming up ne...
Posted by Chairman on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST

Virtual Picket Line

Walk the Virtual Picket line for the WGAA lot of you have asked how you can help the WGA during the strike.1) Inform yourself and your friends why the WGA is striking by sharing the video WGA: Why We ...
Posted by Chairman on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:41:00 PST

A New October Tradition.

I put this in my profile last year about this time.  For some odd reason it still fascinates me.  So, I may have to make posting this an annual event. ...
Posted by Chairman on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

Personal Ad - 10/2 - A Quick Hit

From "Zhet". These two phrases appeared just as I present them here: i don't conform to most things. i love what sex and the city's carrie bradshaw said:To my way of thinking if you're trying to estab...
Posted by Chairman on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:47:00 PST

Personal Ad - 10/1/2007

After a long drought the more "notable" personal ads seem to be picking up lately.Meet "Elf".  ..>..>..> About Elf The simple girl with whom excite and disturb usual ...
Posted by Chairman on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:17:00 PST

Personal Ad - 9/26/2007

..>..>..>..> Profession/Occupation:i am a dokter Height: 5'5" Eyes: Brown Build: About average ...
Posted by Chairman on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:03:00 PST