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i'm a pretty interesting person until you get to know me, when you realize that i really am just boring and antisocial, and no, you're not the exception, and i really don't want to talk to you. i am far less tolerant of fuckwits than i used to be, and if i am drunk when i am looking at this, as i usually am, i will likely mock you mercilessly for the mangled english you attempt to pass off as a message. that said, if you can actually formulate coherent sentences - or even if you can't, and you cheerfully acknowledge this - i'm also usually bored, and looking for idle entertainment.