I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a comedian. If you know anything about the people that pursue any of those careers... you probably just read the first the sentences thustly... I am an extrovert. I am neurotic. I am insecure. On the plus side... other than that I am a fairly high functioning human being.
I'm on myspace for the same reason most people are on myspace... Im terrified of being forgotten, the majority of my bizarre social behaviors can be explained with that reason. A reason d'etre if you will.
I'm afraid that if i don't make the effort I will fade out into nothingness, become totally isolated, everyone will forget about me and I will become an eccentric recluse who has conversations with himself.
Thus, here I am, spinning on the bliss-twig of ignorami.
I'm one of those people "on the verge."
The verge of what?
Somewhere between fame and a nervous breakdown.
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No wire hangers.
Om Ara ba Isa Na Dhi
I majored in hyperbole in college. My GPA was one million!
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I found Jesus - turns out, he was behind the sofa all along.
I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
You want to be a winner? Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
Half the people you know are below average.
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
My personality type - ENFJ - The Teacher
Your type is known as the teacher, or the educating mentor. You also belong to the larger group, called idealists. You tend to bring out the best in other people. You lead without seeming to do so. People are naturally drawn to you. You expect the very best from people which takes the form of enthusiastic encouragement which is so charming that people try their best not to disappoint you. You share your personality type with 3% of the population.
You need to feel a deep and meaningful connection to your romantic partners, and go to great lengths to understand and please your mate. Harmony is vitally important to you, and you often put others' needs before your own. You have a pretty thin skin and are easily hurt. Although you strive for harmony, when your values or ethics are violated, you can be very emotional, confrontational, and even punishing. However, you are very insightful about the underlying cause of conflicts, and an excellent communicator, so you have the tools to bring about a quick and peaceful resolution as long as you can keep control of your facilities. You want to be appreciated for your thoughtfulness and compassion. You need your partner to make a real effort to get to know you. Above all, you need to be able to express your feelings and have them taken seriously.