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becca*

melancholy is my middle name, bitch

About Me

i have been told that i am many things... crazy and bitch were the things that came up the most. i brush my teeth in the shower. i am drawn to anything remotely german. INTP; which means i are sux at life. i am anemic. i am a nerd. people think that i dont like them, but thats not true im just shy sometimes. i like burping in public... actually i like burping in general. i have a dry and sick sense of humor. i have made ALOT of mistakes. i cant tell a joke. at times i can be a tad rambunctious. i have horrible punctuation skills. for some reason i think the word "delicious" is the funniest word EVER!!! i like weird stuff and things. i am very sarcastic. for me, intelligence is a BIG turn on (mmmmm spicy brains). i like to talk and yell in funny voices occasionally. i like penguins, tasteless jokes, and warm weather. i heart pizza. i am a big fan of stairwells for some unexplainable reason. *shrug* i have accepted the fact that i am ghastly pale and rather enjoy looking like im dead... but not. breaking/blowing up stuff is fun, oh and so are video games. i am constantly making weird noises. im a natural blond and i hate it. i talk alot, but mostly to myself or inanimate objects. i like to play on playgrounds(swings and monkey bars are so much fun)! i think robots and pirates are awesome esp if they are from outer space... actually, anything that comes from outer space is rad. i am very random. i enjoy my privacy. i am a professional lush. when i grow up i wanna be evil.

My Interests

meeping, art, people watching, comics, sarcasm, anime, traveling, writing, going to shows, literature, drinking, meeting new people, theater, laughing, bondage, eating pizza, random acts of violence, jouissance!, dancing, wine, watching cartoons, doing neat stuff, plotting peoples demise, fashion, riding my bike, singing (mostly in the shower or in random stairwells), cooking, mutilating my and/or other ppls hair, sliding across floors in my socks, daydreaming, doing stuff outside, yelling at and about random things, wanting what i cant have

I'd like to meet:

someone who will let me lick their eyeball... and maybe a llama (not to mean i want to lick a llama or its eyeball, weirdo). yeah, a llama named Fred whose best friend is a yak... named Johan. i think Johan is an excellent name for a yak. aaaand the Elizabeth Bathory reincarnate. that would rock all socks (esp if she brought me pizza and, of course, a young girl to torture). a person that can make monkey bonnets would be a plus. AND/OR ppl that find pirates and penguins and robots and other neat stuff as amusing as i do. ppl that arent afraid to show me who they really are (faults, bad habits, dreams, fears, etc) and who can forgive and forget. DRAMA QUEENS and gossip folk need not apply.

Music:

jazz, funk(y) and/or disco house, swing, breaks (pref new skool), new wave, indie shtuff, electro[clash], 2step, garage, classical, hardcore, emo-ish stuff, industrial, stuff that sounds like a computer is singing it.

Movies:

ok, but i wont makeout with you.

Television:

i actually dont watch tv that much. there are so many other things that i would rather be doing... i sometimes watch will and grace or scrubs or even heros. i also like the brittish comedy. i am not opposed to sci fi either. yep.

Books:

fav authors: christopher moore, terry pratchet, david sedaris, augusten burroughs, douglas adams, denis johnson. more TBA

My Blog

sir danger

i came across this in my friends blog and had to share: "things are not always as they seem. not to sound mellodramatic, but i feel as if people take a lot of things forgranted these days. mainly love...
Posted by becca* on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

not everything will be ok but some things will be

dont worry, this isnt an emo blog... well maybe the songs are a little, but not really. ive recently fallen in love with a few songs. one of which is called "heaven" by hail social and eventhough that...
Posted by becca* on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST

amk

i dont know why im writing this, but ive decided to blog about my friend alan. maybe its because he took pics of me. alan is almost always taking pictures. he is an excellent photographer and an ...
Posted by becca* on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

09.23.07

while my best friend, samz, was paying for my nails to be done on friday, a few days before her wedding, she asked if i wanted to give a toast/speech at her wedding since the maid of honor wasnt going...
Posted by becca* on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:58:00 PST

TAKE THIS QUIZ IF YOU LOVE ME... or if youre bored... ok just take it

  http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=0706091 64752-308715&  ...
Posted by becca* on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

while you were sleeping...

... i wrote this blog.   just wanted to let everyone know, if you didnt read the bulletin i posted, that i will be in the hospital for the next few days due to surgery on my foot. so if i dont an...
Posted by becca* on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

more ankle shtuff

ok so im trying not to freak out about the fact that i might need surgery or that i need a wheel chair to move around, which i dont have yet so someone is always carrying me, but its really hard not t...
Posted by becca* on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

fractured ankle

yeah this shit sucks. many ppl have been kind enough to look after me, but after awhile i think i just become some kind of burden that toughens their skin against me a little more at a time. go me!
Posted by becca* on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

hee!

"Fuzz on his toast!  Fuzz on the toast of Death.  What the hell good was it to be the Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your under-done toast."   god bless christopher moore...
Posted by becca* on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST

ow

my heart hurts. im not having a heart attack, but it feels as though my heart is about to break. i guess when you carry the weight of the world around long enough something is bound to break....
Posted by becca* on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST