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About Me

Fleeing onto the remnants of a used felafel container a young, scared Fitch (then Fitchtopsissis) fled from his Mothers hinging loins to emerge onto the delivery room floor a healthy baby boy. Since cascading out of the child canal - covered in replenishing placenta, Jarrod has since observered the local customs of his hometown Adelaide Australia and has since adjusted into a 21 year old man/boy. Beginning standup comedy at 17, he has mathematically been performing for over 4 years (metric, approximately 22 gallons p/q.mile). Fitch is currently performing comedy throughout Adelaide and Australia. Jarrod has returned from Adelaide via Melbourne to appear at the MICF as part of the Best Of Adelaide Comedy show. Fitch is also preparing to film a sketch comedy television show on local network Channel 31. The show (Something On TV see www.somethingontv.com.au) also features Adelaide comedians Big Al, Scott John, Trav Nash (on myspace), Rohan Harry & Mark Trenwith.For more about Jarrod Fitch (comedian) please visit www.jarrodfitch.comDrop a line to [email protected]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carey, David Cross, Tony Martin, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Conan O'Briens, David Letterman, Marliyn Manson, Robert Smith, Trent Reznor, Ricky Gervais

Music:

Cardigans, Strokes, NIN, Interpol, System Of A Down, Marilyn Manson, Kings Of Leon, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Mudvayne, The Pixies, Regurgitator, Jimi Hendrix, Gorillaz, The Streets, Placebo, Queens Of The Stone Age, Portishead, Prodigy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sonic Youth, The Vines, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Grandmaster Flash, Dinosaur Jnr, Death From Above 1979, Coldplay, Blur, Billie Holiday, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, Oasis

Movies:

Dumb & Dumber, Cable Guy, Fightclub, Eternal Sunshine for a Spotless Mind, Waking Life, Donnie Darko, Scarface, Being John Malcovich, Human Traffic, Blues Brothers 1, The Matrrix, Lord Of The Rings, Killl Bill, Pulp Fiction, This is Spinal Tap, Ace Ventura, Zoolander, Deer Hunter, Godfather series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Simpsons, Larry Sanders Show, The Office, Extras, Frontline, The Late Show, South Park, Monty Python, Something On Tv, Mash, Law & Order, Law & Order Criminal Intent

Heroes:

Jim Carey, David Cross, Tony Martin, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Kurt Cobain, Bill Hicks, Conan O'Briens, David Letterman

My Blog

Never mix business with useless buckets of skin

My Gran and I had broken the oldest rule in business, that is, not to do it with each other. We conceeded that the one-night-stand that had happened the previous Tuesday was to be put aside for ...
Posted by Jarrod on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

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My brother's stealing from me. I just know it. He has been dead for many years, however the evidence is irrefutable. The first instance was the 3rd of the 2nd, 05. I had left my silver embroidered le...
Posted by Jarrod on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST

Questions that need answering

How does a man cry, if he does not have eyeballs? Why don't women fly? Could a tree 'talk'? These are all questions that scientists and philosophers alike have been asking for millions of years. But c...
Posted by Jarrod on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:06:00 PST

Not a cow, not yet a moose

My ex-pet Ox Roger was unusually perturbed today. "I can't get this damned bread maker to make bread" he alleged. Turns out, that instead of adding the vital ingredient of 'yeast', he mixed in 2...
Posted by Jarrod on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:12:00 PST