Penmonicus and Reality have agreed to part ways. We wish Reality all the best on its future endeavors.
Penmonicus is made with paper from a sustainable forest.
Penmonicus is not vicious or malicious - just lovely and delicious.
Penmonicus learned a lot from smoking pot. Then again - maybe not? Can't remember what I forgot.
Penmonicus is frustrated with this pathetic human shell.
Penmonicus holds hope for revolution.
Penmonicus is not in the dictionary... yet.
Penmonicus bangs the drums.
Penmonicus is often distracted by bright and/or shiny things.
Ducking shells was never Penmonicus' idea.
All of Penmonicus' heroes are weirdos. Or robots.
Penmonicus is a gift to the world in which he was born to civilise and set free.
Penmonicus can pontificate!
Penmonicus is stimulus driven. Deal with it.
Penmonicus would be considered eccentric if he were rich.
Fortune cookies have advised Penmonicus that he will conquer all obstacles and achieve success. Also that he will step on the soul of many countries. This brings him much joy.
Penmonicus' eyes shine defiantly.
Penmonicus has nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
Penmonicus can travel through time at the speed of regular time.
Penmonicus could be so sweet to you, after he finds the right excuse.
Penmonicus hates people who cannot be bothered replacing the empty toilet roll even more than he hates those who place the new one around the wrong way (which is a lot).
Penmonicus wonders if every Strongman is named Bruno, or is every Bruno a Strongman?
The distances from everyone to Penmonicus is a Universe.
If you strike Penmonicus down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Penmonicus is The Third Heat.
Penmonicus is saving a lot of data... Don't turn off the power.
When Penmonicus is with you, every day feels like Double-Soup Tuesday.
Just yesterday, Penmonicus was walking on the moon with your stalker.
