Spirit Snacks |
For the first time in my set of retained memories, I wrote a blog in my dreams.At least a couple pages of material, handwritten... while sitting near the registers in a Safeway. However, just be...
Posted by A on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:40:00 PST |
On how to seem like an experienced DJ |
Lesson One: Record Stores/DiggingThe key to looking through records is speed. NeverEverPeruse.No, you need to be flipping through that shit like you lost your keys in it, andevery moment you can...
Posted by A on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:56:00 PST |
This blog, a labor of fgvjkdsn, was written almost entirely with my elbows |
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Posted by A on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:47:00 PST |
Unwritten, unright |
I've struggled with getting myself to write a certain something for several days now. For once in my life I want to write about the things that trouble me about this place,and to resist my usual impu...
Posted by A on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 05:38:00 PST |
Two more weeks |
All these strained metaphors* are running through my mind. But they're not going the distance, or going for speed. In fact, they're hailing a caband heading for the shitty limits of Disast...
Posted by A on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:14:00 PST |
"The Sot-Weed Factor" - a review of sorts |
"In which the Blogger Finishes Reading 'The Sot-Weed Factor' andConsiders it Worth Penning his First Review. Instead, he Encounters Russians of Chance, Witnesses a Talking Heads Rendition of Rad...
Posted by A on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:08:00 PST |
Based on an incredibly creepy radio ad I heard |
"Dan, I just haven't been able to sleep for weeks. My dogs are still hiding under the sofa cushions and my pastor's wife stopped returning my calls.""Jim, it sounds like you need to try Liquid S...
Posted by A on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:11:00 PST |
Pretentious title |
There was a time when I thought it was my destiny to transform an old vending machine into a grog-dispensing machine, a la Monkey Island.For some reason, my then-girlfriend didn't share my vision.&nbs...
Posted by A on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:43:00 PST |
Why you should always call someone the second you wake up |
A: Wakey wakey.M: What's happenin'?A: Gnomes have stormed the village and stolen the magic bread!M: Oh no!A: We're going to have to recruit the help of the...! Tiny Dragons!M: I was thinking fir...
Posted by A on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST |
Escape to LOLcatraz |
Things from my old place I might miss:-The Forest of Ulterior Bamboo which inhabited the backyard. I willprobably come back to Northeast Portland some day only to find it hasbeen swallowed.-The ...
Posted by A on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST |
