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tapegunz

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

About Me

Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?

My Interests

getting paid, sleeping, Brewbakers

Music:

conscious underground positive hip hop

Movies:

King of New York, Uptown Saturday Night, Friday, The Big Lebowski, The Kids From Shaolin, The Freshest Kids, Scratch, Wave Twisters, Style Wars, Belly, Enter the Dragon, Fist of Legend, Anchorman, Red Dawn, The Jerk, Repo Man, Kentucky Fried Movie, Dawn of the Dead, Heat, Dogma, Breakin' All the Rules, Out of Time, Suicide Kings, Boondock Saints, Sleepaway Camp, Easy Rider, Dr. Strangelove, They Call Me Trinity, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Cry-Baby, ATL

Television:

[adult swim], Simpsons, Samurai Jack, Dead Like Me, Ali G, Arrested Development, H. R. Pufnstuf, My Name is Earl, The Office, Family Guy, Dream Car Garage, The Venture Brothers, Invader Zim, Extras, Life on Mars, Lucky Louie, The Soup, 30 Rock, Beer Nutz, Dinner for Five

Books:

Paul Beatty, Hunter S. Tompson, W. Somerset Maugham, Ken Kesey, Charles Bukowski, Ralph Ellison, Joseph Heller, Upton Sinclair, Daniel Defoe, Irvine Welsh, William Upski Wimsatt, Barbara Kingsolver, Max Brooks, Kurt Vonnegut, Henry Miller, Chuck Palahniuk, Eric Sschlosser, Spalding Gray, Fran Lebowitz, Vladimir Nabokov

Heroes:

Hank Venture, Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos

My Blog

failure! the plane has crashed into the mountain.

Around 5 am I sat down for a bowl of cereal and I noticed that "Planet Earth" was on Discovery HD. It was the episode about caves. I don't know if you have ever seen that show, but it is so beautiful ...
Posted by tapegunz on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

12 hours 1/2 way there

Here we are at the midway point. I could really use some coffee or one of those disgusting energy drinks. It really is a very quiet night, which means it is much harder to stay awake. I did put some n...
Posted by tapegunz on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:19:00 PST

hour seven

I've come to the conclusion that there are very few people on the interweb tonight. That is okay with me. This has been one of those rare times where I'm not being bombarded with offers to see web cam...
Posted by tapegunz on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

the 2nd 24 hour myspace challenge: hour # 2

So, here i am wasting a whole day on the internet because it is the official start of summer. I missed my chance to purchase a ticket for the Avila beer festival and I'm not in Vegas watching the Lidd...
Posted by tapegunz on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

St. Patrick's Day: A Journey Through Photos and Text Messages

Last Saturday I took an incredible journey that I tried to document in hopes of sharing it with others. Why would anyone want to share their tale of debauchery with estranged friends and strangers?&nb...
Posted by tapegunz on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST

hour 24 of 24

There you have it folks. A full twenty-four hours. I learned nothing, but experienced a lot. I want nothing more than to go to bed now. I really need a shower, but I'm way to tired to spend ten minute...
Posted by tapegunz on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

hour 19 of 24

1 Old Foghorn1 Coors Light3 Bushmills shots1 Chipotle chicken with baked potato and broccoliFive hours left. I am very sleepy after eating dinner. Tomorrow I am going to spend all my time outside. I t...
Posted by tapegunz on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST

hour 16 of 24

1 Victory Golden Monkey1 Baja Fresh naked grilled veggie burritoNitewing stopped by and hooked my up with some food because I am unable to hunt and gather for myself. I am in the home stretch. I can s...
Posted by tapegunz on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST

hour 12 of 24

1/2 box of cheeriosa little really old soy milk and some water1 slice of cold pizzaMan, this is really boring. Everybody is working and being productive. Doesn't anybody want to shower me with attenti...
Posted by tapegunz on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST

hour 7 of 24

2 Bushmills shots3 pints of waterI regained my footing and am feeling very level headed. I created one heck of a group from a mixture of photos that I had floating around the Internets. It took foreve...
Posted by tapegunz on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST