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Nothing left alive, just a pair of glassy eyes.

About Me

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HALLELUJAH, I'M A BUM (HARRY McCLINTOCK) (1897/1908) Tune: "Revive Us Again" (trad.)

Why don't you work like other folks do?
How the hell can I work when there's no work to do?
[ALTERNATE LAST LINES: How the hell can I work when the sky is so blue? OR: How can I get a job when you're holding down two?]
CHORUS:
Hallelujah, I'm a bum,
Hallelujah, bum again,
Hallelujah, give us a handout
To revive us again.
Oh, why don't you save all the money you earn?
If I didn't eat, I'd have money to burn.
Whenever I get all the money I earn,
The boss will be broke, and to work he must turn.
Oh, I like my boss, he's a good friend of mine,
That's why I am starving out on the breadline.
When springtime it comes, oh, won't we have fun;
We'll throw off our jobs, and go on the bum.
I can't buy a job 'cause I ain't got the dough,
So I ride in a boxcar 'cause I'm a hobo.
I went to a bar and I asked for a drink,
They gave me a glass and they showed me the sink.
I went to a house, And I knocked on the door;
A lady came out, says, "You been here before."
I went to a house, And I asked for a piece of bread;
A lady came out, says, "The baker is dead."
source (and thanks to): Fortunecity and Wikipedia .
"In addition to refusing to cultivate any wholesome interest in group activities, he is perverse, crafty, and wanton in those in which he does engage. These are, I feel impelled to emphasize, far beyond the outcroppings of normal juvenile mischief; in fact, they are the early evidences of what may be an extraordinarily morbid ingenuity. I have gone to such length in describing the situation because I know that you will want to be thoroughly informed of the facts."
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
My Monster Profile
Hungry Fiend
You Feast On: Armadillos
You Lurk Around In: Swamps
You Especially Like to Torment: Emo Kids What's Your Monster Name?
You're not being stalked so don't flatter yourself.
Wanna see me crash? Wait til ~1/2 way through this video
My blahg is here .
John-Christian Flack's velog

My Interests

Today's laugh:

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.. .. .. .. Two person mutual admiration societies,
Yard gnomes,
dancing girls,
road bicycle racing,
cyclocross,
recipes,
pocket tees,
swimming in the lake.
bike rides for ice cream.
flip-flops,
drive-in movies
jelly beans,
hard rain,
sunny autumn days,
keeping secrets,
going out to coffee,
artificial banana flavor,
things that glow-in-the-dark,
music,
Wild Style et. al... putting my feet up,
million-dollar ideas.
stretching,
staying up late,
getting up early,
kids that are too skinny for their spandex,
pidgin & patois ,
going to the movies,
picnics,
unconventional conventions.

I'd like to meet:

ADDICTS, ALCHEMISTS, ALIENS, AMAZONS, ARISTOCRATS, ASSASSINS, ASTRONGHTS, BACKBITERS, BACKSLIDERS BADMEN, BANDITS, BANGERS, BANK ROBBERS, BARKERS, BARMAIDS, BEARERS, BETTIES, BIKERS, BILLYS, BISEXUALS, BLAGS, BLASPHEMERS, BLIND DATES, BLOWERS, BLUDGEONERS, BONNETS, BOOTLEGGERS, BOOZERS, BROADARROWS, BROADS, BRUISERS, BUCKS, BUGABOOS, BULLIES, BUMS, BURN-OUTS, BUSHWHACKERS, BUTTONERS, BUYERS, BUZZERS, CABBIES, CALLGIRLS, CANNIBALS, CAR HOPS, CARDPLAYERS, CARPETBAGGERS, CAVEMAN, CENTAURS, CHANTEUSES, CHEATERS, CHICKEN HAWKS, CHIPPIES, CHOOSERS, CLAIM JUMPERS, CLAIRVOYANTS, COINERS, CONQUERERS, CONSPIRATORS, CONVICTS, COONS, COQUETTES, COUNTERFEITERS, CRAFTSMEN, CRANKS, CRIERS, CROSS-DRESSERS, CULTISTS, CYBORGS, CYCLOPS, CYPHERERS, DAREDEVILS, DEALERS, DEFILERS, DELINQUENTS, DEMENTED GENIUSES, DEMONS, DEVILS, DINOSAURS, DIONYSIANS, DIPLOMATS, DIPPERS, DIRGES, DODGERS, DRAG QUEENS, DRAGONS, DREAMERS, DROOGS, DROP-OUTS, DUCKERS, DWEEBS, EPIGONS, EROTICS, EVIL DOERS, EXECUTIONERS, EXPLORERS, FAGS, FALSIFIERS, FASCISTS, FELONS, FIENDS, FLATTERERS, FLIBBERTIGIBBETS, FLINGERS, FRANKENSTEINS, FREAKS, FUGITIVES, GAMBLERS, GANGSTERS, GAYS, GEAR HEADS, GEEKS, GETAWAY DRIVERS, GHOSTS, GLUTTONS, GOBLINS, GOD-KNOWS-WHATS, GOLD DIGGERS, GRAFFITISTS, GRAVEDIGGERS, GRIFTERS, GRIM REAPERS, GUNSLINGERS, GYPSIES, HAIR HOPPERS, HALF-BREEDS, HANGMEN, HARDBOILEDS, HEADBANGERS, HEATHEN, HENCHMEN, HERETICS, HIGHWAYMEN, HIPPIES, HOBGOBLINS, HOBOES, HOMOS, HOPHEADS, HOTROLLERS, HUNCHBACKS, HUSTLERS, HYPNOTISTS, HYPOCRITES, IDIOTS, IMBECILES, IMPERSONATORS, IMPS, IN-BETWEENS, INQUISITORS, INVENTORS, JACK-O'-LANTERNS, JAYWALKERS, JESTERS, JIGABOOS, JOKERS, JUNKIES, KMA's, KNAVES, LAWBREAKERS, LAYABOUTS, LEAPLINGS, LEERERS, LESBIANS, LIARS, LIBERTINES, LIFERS, LION TAMERS, LOSERS, LURKERS, MAD SCIENTISTS, MADAMES, MAGICIANS, MALCONTENTS, MAMMIES, MANDRAKES, MARAUDERS, MARTYRS, MASOCHISTS, MASS MURDERS, MIGHT-HAVE-BEENS, MISFITS, MISMATES, MISTREATERS, MODS, MONSTERS, MOOCHERS, MORTICIANS, MOTORHEADS, MULATTOES, MURDERERS, NAZIS, N'ER-DO-WELLS, NEUROTICS, NEVER-WILLS, NINJAS, NOBBLERS, OFFENDERS, OUTLAWS, PEDERASTS, PEDOPHILES, PHONIES, PICK-A-NINNYS, PICKPOCKETS, PILL-POPPERS, PIMPS, PINHEADS, PIN-UP GIRLS, PIRATES, PLOTTERS, POETS, PRISONERS, PROPHETS, PROSTITUTES, PSYCHICS, PSYCHOS, PSYCHOTICS, PUGILISTS, PUMPKINHEADS, PUNTERS, PUSSY CATS, QUACKS, QUEENS, QUEERS, RAGAMUFFINS, RETARDS, REVELLERS, RING-A-DING-DINGERS, ROBBERS, ROBOTS, ROCKERS, ROOMIES, RUFFIANS, RUNAWAYS, RUSTLERS, SADISTS, SASQUATCHES, SATANISTS, SATYRS, SAVAGES, SCALPERS, SCAMMERS, SCANDALISTS, SCHEMERS, SCHOLARS, SCREEVERS, SEA CREATURES, SEDUCERS, SERIAL KILLERS, SERPANTS, SERPENTS, SHAMEN, SHARPS, SHIRKSTERS, SHOOTERS, SIAMESE TWINS, SIMONIACS, SKELETONS, SKINHEADS, SLAVES, SNAKE CHARMERS, SNEAK THIEVES, SNITCHES, SODOMITES, SOMNAMBULISTS, SOOTHSAYERS, SORCERS, SPACEMEN, SPECTRES, SPEEDSTERS, SPEND THRIFTS, SPIES, SPOOKS, SPORTS, STOOGES, STRIPPERS, SUICIDALS, SWAMP THINGS, SWINGERS, SYNDICATORS, TAR BABIES, TATTOOISTS, TERMINATORS, THESPIANS, THUGS, TIGHTWADS, TOFFEERS, TOMCATS, TOPPERS, TRAITORS, TRANSEXUALS, TRANSVESTITES, TRIPPERS, TROLLS, TURNCOATS, TWISTS, UNCONVENTIONAL CONVENTIONISTS, UNDERTAKERS, USURERS, VAMPIRES, VILLIAINS, WAITRESSES, WARLOCKS, WEIRDOS, WENCHES, WHEELERS, WHIPPIES, WHORES, WIFE BEATERS, WILL-O-WISPS, WIRERS, WITCH DOCTORS, WITCHES, WIZARDS, WOULD-BE'S, WRAITHS, YETIS, ZOMBIES, OR ANY COMBINATION OF THE ABOVE.

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Music:

Tons. Hmmm specifics? There's bounty in the 25-cent bins. Soundtracks: Ennio Morricone , Lalo Schiffrin, Mark Mothersbaugh, Pray For Rain, Danny Elfman's lost what he had. Old country (pre-Nashville), not just Johnny Cash. Hillbilly blues. Rock n roll makes me wiggle. Wait for it, wait for it... .. .. Jamaican rock n roll, .. .. .. .. Dr. Demento. Noise: Pussy Galore et. al. Delta/Electric blues. Jonathan Richman. Bubblegum.
Lee Hazlewood See reading list.

Movies:

.. .. Old ones, Silents, B&W, John Waters .. .. classic horror: Murnau, Hershell Gordon Lewis, Tod Browning, Jess Franco, Dario Argento, Bava, Euro-Horror, Romero, & non-specific Golden Age of Hollywood. Hollywood still makes good movies? Yeah, right! Movie 'stars' of today seem to rely on the ignorance of the fact that their personas are stolen from previous generations. It's a blessing that no two people can ever be exacly alike. If that sounds pessimistic, it is. Can there ever be more than one Monroe? Garbo? Dietrich? Sinatra? Crawford? Barrymore (ok, several)? Dean? Louise Brooks? How about D.W. Griffith? F.W. Murnau? Fritz Lang? Ever seen a Billy Wilder picture? DeMille?

Television:

Nope. Watched a bunch as a kid, that was fun. Cartoons n stuff. This used to scare me... .. .. Loony Tunes, Hee-Haw , .. .. .. ..

Books:

Yes. Music History, biographies. Off the top: Bios of Sonny Barger , Boy George , John Lydon, Ed Wood, Lee 'Scratch' Perry , Bob Marley, Wake the Town, Please Kill Me, Last Night a DJ Saved My Life, The Frenzy of Renown, blink!, Turn the Beat Around: A Secret History of Disco, Bubblegum, Stagger Lee Shot Billy, Re/Search, The Satanic Witch, Edgar Allen Poe, Encyclopedia of Bad Taste, Crackpot...

Heroes:

None

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Yeah it was muddy...

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Was that mud deep?

Notice the dog in the background. Yes, he's up to his elbows at the EDGE of the puddle...
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