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Jack Bauer's Magic Hoodie

Kicking terrorist ass with a relaxed, casual flair

About Me

I'm a casual pullover in soft, comfortable cotton piqué. Supple yet strong enough to stand up to the toughest beatings by terrorist goons, corrupt government thugs, or Chinese Diplomat Flunkies. I look equally good layered over a woven or knit shirt for a more formal look when torturing the rich and famous. As a bonus, when Jack puts the hood up, I render him completely invisible to all manner of incompetent security forces.BREAKING NEWS! As promised...The Hoodie now reveals the true conspirators behind the Sentox plot. Hold onto your hats and view the video below!.. width="425" height="350" ..
Amazing Facts about my man Jack!
Take the quiz:
Which "24" character are you?

Jack Bauer
You are Jack Bauer!!! You always save the day, you have a sexy voice, and have the longest days too often. Almost all of your love interest's die or just get sick of your need to save the world. Your not afriad of sticking it to the man, and if people would listen to you things would get done a lot faster.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!Yeah! I'm Jack! (He woulda been pissed if it said I was Bierko or something...He'd probably never wear me again...)

My Interests

Cloaking Jack while he walks by government security agents and sneaks onto planes full of diplomats.

I'd like to meet:

Jack Bauer's Cell Phone, Jack Bauer's Satchel of Doom, Chloe's Laptop, Mandy the Hottie Mercenary.I'd also like to meet Miles the Weasel, so Jack can fashion my sleeves into a makeshift noose with which to hang the little beeyotch.Oh and a washing machine. Jack really put me through the wringer today. Frankly, I stink. But I guess we're going on a little trip for a few months...

Music:

Boop...beep...boop...beep...

Movies:

"24" The Movie...Starring Magic Hoodie! (And that Kiefer guy)

Television:

I just love watching me and Jack kill that scumbag Henderson over and over again..... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Like I have time to read. This is the worst day of my life!

Heroes:

My Man Jack of course! And David Palmer, Aaron Pierce, Martha Logan, Wayne Palmer, Chloe O'Brien, Curtis, Edgar, that guy from the bank who got killed, and whoever or whatever that gives Miles The Weasel the slow and painful death he so richly deserves.

My Blog

For "Chloe"

"Chloe", I'm so sorry for your loss.  I didn't write the following, but it seemed appropriate.  It certainly rang true to me. Original source material is located at http://www.goo...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Magic Hoodie on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST