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About Me

Well, I am a baby. For the sake of National Security I had to list that I am 24 years old. If you report me, I can and will have you killed. I don't know who my mother is, I just know that she dumped me off with my father. I believe they met in Washington D.C. while he was working for the U.S. government, but I cannot confirm this, I am only a baby. I only have one friend, her name is Chloe. She looks after me from time to time. She suffers from some sort of personality disorder but hey, I'm a baby, what the hell do I know about that? I like to cry and sleep. I enjoy a warm bottle of milk and a good cookie. I love the muppets and Desatin and I have a crush on Tony. My Dad is the coolest, although his decision to change my diaper with a hook for a hand has left me with a mean scar. Thanks Pop.img src="http://twentyfouronline.com/imagearchive/albums/cast/ja mesbadgedale/roles/24/normal_24-james4.jpg"

My Interests

Teething, potty-training, learning how to count and killing with my bare baby hands.img src="http://www.trixieupdate.com/images/archives/diaper-hass le.png"

I'd like to meet:

I can tell you who I would'nt like to meet, DUMB BROADS that want to date my dad. The last one got herself caught in a cougar trap, that dumb bitch. I would like to visit CTU sometime this season but hey, I am just a baby. When Kim Bauer was a little girl, Jack Bauer did not sing her any lullabies. Jack Bauer choked her to sleep.img src="http://texnat.tamu.edu/ranchref/predator/cougars/cougar .jpg"

Music:

Anything by Barney, The Notorious BIG and Barry Manilow img src="http://ext.sac.edu/academic_progs/art/art-portfolios/di gital_arts/webdesign/multimedia/aaron_ayala/p_gallery_a_ayal a/p_source_gal/dirty_diapers.jpg"

Movies:

The Lost Boys, Flatliners, At Close Range, Stand By Me, Young Guns, L.A. Confidential, Paradise Found, Phone Booth, Behind the Red Door, Dead Heat, Desert Saints, To End All Wars, The Right Temptation, Picking Up the Pieces Beat, A Soldier's Sweetheart, Dark City, A Time to Kill, Duke of Groove, Eye for an Eye, Freeway ,The Cowboy Way, The Three Musketeers, The Vanishing, A Few Good Men, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Article 99, Young Guns II: Blaze of Glory, Chicago Joe and the Showgirl and Flashback img src="http://www.24addict.com/albums/album50/fox24s05promo015 7.sized.jpg"

Television:

Sesame Street, the Muppets, Bear in the Big Blue House, Blues Clues, CNN, Crossfire and Meet The Press.img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/rambone81/bauera ndalmeidain08.jpg"

Books:

I'm a baby, I can't read. img src="http://www.pfizer.com.au/products/desitin/Images/Desiti nLogo.jpg"

Heroes:

Daddy, Jack Bauer, Tony Almeida, The Cougar, President David Palmer, and Big Bird. Let me not forget about Desitin, the REAL Heroimg src="http://myspace-768.vo.llnwd.net/00565/86/72/565152768_l .jpg"