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Jack Bauer's Cell Phone

I live my life 24 hours at a time..

About Me

I am a Motorola i860 cell phone. I am employed by CTU and work closely with Jack Bauer.

My Interests

Chatting with my friends, taking pictures with my built in camera, sending text messages to hot girls lol horny, and working with my main man Jack Bauer.

I'd like to meet:

Other cell phones who enjoy thwarting global terrorism and world domination.

Movies:

Young Guns, Stand By Me, The Lost Boys, Flatliners, A Few Good Men, Dark City, The Sentinel.

Television:

24

My Blog

When did MySpace turn to shit

What happned to myspace.  I'm gone for a few months and this place turns into a bunch of deadbeats trying to sell me ring tones and wanting to show off their hot classmate that they went to high ...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:28:00 PST

Jack still won't let me watch Robocop

So I figured now that Henderson's out of the way, I might finally be able to watch Robocop.  But about a half hour into it, I go into the kitchen to get some Pringles and when I come back, I see ...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

Is it January yet???

Anyone check out the new trailer for season 6? http://www.24trailer.com/If you are a true fan of Jack and I, you wouldn't watch it, and would wait until January. But if can't control yourself I woul...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

FINALLY!!!

It's been a long night of partying and non stop drinking and I'm ready to crash. But I just wanted to let you all know how excited I am of the Emmy results tonight. My man finally got some recogniti...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:35:00 PST

Who hooo

So check it, my favorite TV show 24 got nominated for several awards by the Televison Critics Association. The categories include Program Of the Year and Outstanding Achievement in Drama. My boy Kie...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:00:00 PST

Finally, some good poetry

As we all know, a lot of people abuse MySpace by using it to post their crappy poems.  This is literary terrorism and I won't stand for it any longer.  Allow me to go against the grain here ...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:19:00 PST

Does every President have it in for Jack and me?

For crying out loud, it's bad enough we have to be watching our backs for that jerk Logan but now Bush is cutting into our action too?  Just because dubya's got some immigration speechifying to g...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:54:00 PST

Jack won't let me watch Robocop

It was maybe five minutes into the movie.  I had my nachos, my Coors Light, and I was just getting settled.  All of a sudden Jack busts into the room with his gun drawn and yells at the TV, ...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Sat, 13 May 2006 01:30:00 PST

Sometimes I'm jealous of Audrey

I don't know, it's just that sometimes I wish Jack paid me as much attention as he does to Audrey Raines.  The two of us have made it through a lot of tough scrapes together.  I've saved his...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Wed, 10 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

New digs!

Hey guys check out my new website www.jackbauerscellphone.comI will continue to post on myspace however, sometimes I need a little more freedom to post my thoughts. P.S. Here's a fun fact. Everytim...
Posted by Jack Bauer's Cell Phone on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:21:00 PST