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Jack Bauer

You probably don't think I can stick this towel all the way down your throat, but I can. ALL the way

About Me

Hello, my name is Jack Bauer. Last year the Chinese ambassador stationed in Los Angeles was killed by friendly fire during a mission to retrieve a suspect that had information that was essential to national security. The Chinese held me responsible, and planned to take me into custody, but Walt Cummings thought this was dangerous. He thought that I would be tortured and that I would break under interrogation and divulge highly sensitive and classified information. So he decided to have me killed. In order to remain a free man I had to fake my death and live under the alias "Frank Flynn." Then this morning, President Palmer was assassinated, and I came out of hiding. Originally my main objective was to find and apprehend whoever was behind the assasination, but when the Sentox VX nerve gas was discovered I agreed to stay with C.T.U on a temporary provisional basis. At the current moment I am considered a federal fugitive. President Logan wants to find me and have me killed in order to avoid being implicated in the events that occurred in day 5.Layout powered by HOT FreeLayoutsTake the quiz:
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You are Jack Bauer!!! You always save the day, you have a sexy voice, and have the longest days too often. Almost all of your love interest's die or just get sick of your need to save the world. Your not afriad of sticking it to the man, and if people would listen to you things would get done a lot faster.
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My Interests

I enjoy shooting, punching, and saving the world from terrorists. In my spare time (the time between seasons) I enjoy practicing martial arts, watching sports, and playing golf. ...and getting laid.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet James Bond, Jason Bourne, William Dethouars or anybody else who kicks ass exceptionally well.I would also like to meet some of my older friends who deceased recently. Particularly Tony Almeida, David Palmer, Michelle Dressler, George Mason, and Edgar Stiles.also the Juggernaut .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Rock or anything else that gets me pumped up to kill terrorists.
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Movies:

All James Bond movies The Bourne Identity The Bourne Supremacy Wedding Crashers In the Line of Fire Ocean's 11 Ocean's 12 Full Metal Jacket And in the future, 24 the movie.

Television:

24, Prisonbreak, NCIS .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, and Tom Clancy books.

Heroes:

David Palmer, Tony Almeida other than that I dunno... here lets watch some videos: .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Facts About Me Part 2.

The Grim Reaper idolizes Jack Bauer. Thor is the Norse word for "Jack Bauer." Jack Bauer once tried out for the NFL, simply as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, the players didn't hit hard enough.......
Posted by Jack Bauer on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:25:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!

FUCK THESE PEOPLE! The soldiers who have died overseas sacrificed their lives for these peoples freedom, and those assholes thanked them by holding up signs outside their funerals saying "Thank God fo...
Posted by Jack Bauer on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST

Who's the bigger the douche-bag?

    Upon learning that President Logan is the bastard behind today's attacks, I began thinking, and eventually I came up with this question. Who's the bigger douche-bag, George Bus...
Posted by Jack Bauer on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:14:00 PST

Facts about me

      The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when t...
Posted by Jack Bauer on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:55:00 PST