Brian Archer profile picture

Brian Archer

Well, shuck my corn.

About Me

I am Pro-Armageddon and I want to learn the violin.

My Interests

My interests would amuse, amaze, anger, and bore you.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a rosinated bow. Hurry.

Music:

I love the three "B"s- Beethoven, Blind Lemon Jefferson, and the Butthole Surfers.

Everyone loves music, just don't be a groupie ho about it. It's pathetic.

Movies:

I have seen Pee Wee's Big Adventure well over a hundred times. Sometimes with other people in the room.

Television:

I've seen about everything the History Channel has ever served up. I loved the Donny & Marie show as a kid. She's a little bit country. I like that. Not too country though. You can't really be total country though as a mormon. I think the baptists make the most pure country folk around though. Its just the numbers man, it's just the numbers. I like numbers, I got 104% grade in statistics in college. Late night Cinemax was awesome as a young teen in the early eighties. Much better than those K-Mart panty ads I was used to. What was the question again?

Books:

Not the fiction stuff, the other one, the anti-fiction. It's just so hard to tell anymore.

Heroes:

If your hero is a cowboy, a rapper, or a ball player then you are part of the problem.

My Blog

I am probably right, but...(Pt.1)

Even as a child I was bitter and cynical and depressed.  These traits were unknowingly imposed upon me by my mother, even as I sat in the womb.  My entire life has been critical of everythin...
Posted by Brian Archer on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:03:00 PST

The Playhobo Interview

ext.night.walking.raining.cold.tired.hungry.pissed.scared.hi ghOne dark, scary night, a long time ago really, Brian was hitchhiking through the crossroads at Highways 61 and 49 near Clarksdale, Mississ...
Posted by Brian Archer on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:46:00 PST

I am probably wrong, but...(Pt. 2)

People always ask me who my favorite comedian is and I say Ann Coulter.  Actually, it is a toss up between her and Doug Stanhope, or one of the Regret Compound fellows- Davis, Hoop, White.  ...
Posted by Brian Archer on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

I am probably wrong, but...(Pt. 1)

Words Of Doom and Neverending Gloom (WODANG) are spoken everywhere these days.  There are basically two camps in the world.  Those who creepily warn us all about the end times, followers of ...
Posted by Brian Archer on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:47:00 PST

Heart of Mold

My eclectic, somewhat exciting life, with my bad luck shadow following me around through it at all times, started way before May 21, 2005, but this is where my current situation really begins.  T...
Posted by Brian Archer on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

My Comedy Resume

A partial list of rooms around the country where I worked as a professional comedian from 2001 to 2007:Allstars - Rolla, Missouri (feature)Andrea's - Poplar Bluff, Missouri (feature)Apple Orchard Inn ...
Posted by Brian Archer on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:11:00 PST