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No More Heroes

Badgers don't fight fair, bubba. That's why God invented daschunds.

About Me

Ray Banks shares his birthday with Chuck Barris and Curtis Mayfield and was born in a Fife town famous for chocolate cake and linoleum. He went to school somewhere nice and posh, then he went to university for two years before he jacked it in, something he insists was an achievement. After that, he spent his time as a double-glazing salesman, croupier, dole monkey and various degrees of disgruntled and possibly drunk office temp.
Right now, he lives in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne with his perfect wife The Natural Brunette and a fat black cat named after a dead country singer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Edward Abbey, Barry Adamson, Julian Barratt, Lenny Bruce, Ken Bruen, Charles Bukowski, Edward Bunker, James M Cain, Nick Cave, Craig Clevenger, Harry Crews, Larry David, James Ellroy, Noel Fielding, John Fante, Stona Fitch, Sam Fuller, Barry Gifford, William Goldman, The Gourds, Sara Gran, Dashiell Hammett, Bill Hicks, Chester Himes, William Hjortsberg, Stephen King, Kings Of Leon, Takeshi Kitano, Tim Krabbe, Joe Lansdale, Jack London, Ed McBain, Cormac McCarthy, Horace McCoy, Richard Marinick, Shane Meadows, Frank Miller, Eddie Muller, Flannery O'Connor, Chuck Palahniuk, Scott Phillips, Richard Pryor, Derek Raymond, John Ridley, Robert Rodriguez, Mickey Rourke, James Sallis, Martin Scorcese, Hubert Selby Jnr, Iceberg Slim, Richard Stark, Charlie Stella, Joe Strummer, Tom Waits, Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Thompson, Donald E. Westlake, Charles Willeford, Daniel Woodrell.

As creator and manager of this site - all emails, comments and questions will go to Anastasia Banks.


All designs were created by Omar Pierce at Thanophonic.com.


Books:


“Donkey Punch stomps, a ferocious asskicker of a novel. Ray Banks writes with swagger, venomous drollery and a good hard eye for details that matter The characters he creates hang in the mind, spilling beer, fumbling for smokes, wandering into crimes that simply happen without much advance planning—that is, Donkey Punch presents a stunningly warped reflection of life as we know it in some neighborhoods.”- Daniel Woodrell, author of The Death Of Sweet Mister and Winter’s Bone.
“For those bored with the traditional approach of crime and mystery series – who know that there is more to be found in the big, bad world of crime fiction – Banks is the man. His books are smart, unpredictable and, above all, dangerous. And Donkey Punch – even without the benefit of reading Saturday’s Child – confirms his status as one of the best crime writers working in the UK today.” - Russel McLean, Crime Scene Scotland
“Vivid and realistic, with an appealingly flawed hero and an interesting setting amid the underside of modern LA, this is a knockout.” - Scotland on Sunday

My Blog

"The Blood Runs In Rivers..."

I once was, and still am at heart, a full-tilt splatterhound. Five years old when Vipco took out full-page advertisements for one of their more infamous titles, Driller Killer, and eight years old...
Posted by No More Heroes on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:39:00 PST

I love me some Crack

If you're a man or woman of distinction, a real big spender, then you must and shall get your hands on a copy of Donkey Punch. Why? Well, I could give you reasons, but you wouldn't believe me, becaus...
Posted by No More Heroes on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:40:00 PST

What's with the Donkey Punch?

Did you know that there's a whole load of people out there who don't know what a donkey punch is? Yeah, it surprised me, too. But the way I see it, if they can talk about it on Fox News, t...
Posted by No More Heroes on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

A Whole Bunch Of Free Shit

(a belated cross-post from The Saturday Boy, but y'all still might be interested in a whole bunch of free shit, too) Folks, I have to tell you something. I should be working on other stuff, having dea...
Posted by No More Heroes on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

A formal chat

Ray's interview with Allan Guthrie has just been posted over at the Books from Scotland site. Don't miss it!Anastasia...
Posted by No More Heroes on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Site Update

I'll be changing things around a bit with Donkey Punch's imminent release, however we've just moved house and won't have access to the internet until next week, so this is the best I can manage f...
Posted by No More Heroes on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

Donkey Punch

The Scotsman had something nice to say about Donkey Punch. This pleases me greatly."Vivid and realistic, with an appealingly flawed hero and an interesting setting amid the underside of modern LA, thi...
Posted by No More Heroes on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Casino Royale

(cross-posted from The Saturday Boy)Okay, this is turning into a problem. Seriously. The next person that recommends Casino Royale to me gets a slap upside the fuckin' head. Tell you something, if I'd...
Posted by No More Heroes on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

(simul-post from The Saturday Boy) I must be one of the last people on the face of the planet to sit down and watch The Departed. The Natural Brunette's also one of those people. Time to do something...
Posted by No More Heroes on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

Extreme Makeover got nothing on me...

Dee-dee-dee-ding, dee-dee-dee-ding, dee-dee-dee-ding& (Strikes various Miss Piggy type poses while people bullshit about how they don't recognise him.) Yeah, just a quick word to tell y'all (and I don...
Posted by No More Heroes on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST