Help me... I am constantly being stalked by MORONS!!
Hmm... I am an eccentric weirdo who is confined in the realm of the stupid. To get away from the stupidity... I masturbate for several hours every day. Yeehaw! I also never get any sex because everyone around me is a disgusting moron who whacks off to the concept of being stupid! "Stupidity, yeah... stupidity all over my face!" And on the rare occasions that I open my mouth, I tend to speak about things that most people would rather keep in private... such as my masturbatory habits.
I NEVER want to have kids... NEVER! I'm not into having my vagina ripped apart by a proto-idiot in the shape of a small and whining humanoid, unlike most women. I lack that fetish!
I DO however have some kind of thunderstorm fetish. Thunderstorms tend to arouse me somehow!
I love music, zombies, gore, ... and masturbation, of course! Yeehaw!!
I'm also VERY Pro-Choice... I'd allow abortions a year AFTER the birth just to clear up some space in the world.
I despise the concepts of pro-life, pro-Bush, Hot Topic (which is owned by Gap).... not that people have to agree with me for me to like them... oh, and I hate stupid people like racists, sexists, religious zealots, creepy cowboys, the stupid jock guys that assume all females are physically weaker than males (as in the guys who won't defend themselves when a woman is hitting them), and I HATE Cradle Of Filth very much also. I really dislike most current music... there are exceptions such as Ashengrace; or Type O Negative BEFORE the "Life Is Killing Me" album. But I cannot stand Emo, Nu-Metal, Rap-Metal, "Hardcore," Christian Rock, Rap, Fake Punk-- like Green Day, or that band "The Rembrants" because they made that awful "Friends" theme.
Pretty much everyone in my family is a dumbass for many reasons... one being that all of them are members of the Illinois Ku Klux Klan movement. So I have estranged myself from them forever... not that they wanted eccentric, non-christian, non-republican me around anyway.
Those who read this may have noticed that I talk about masturbation a lot... Human beings need to cum every now and then, as in multiple times a day. People would be much calmer if they would masturbate or have someone else do it for them. I'm single... so I masturbate a lot. If I didn't masturbate ten or more times a day, I would be stressed out and screaming all of the time due to the morons that constantly aggravate me every day.
My few friends are close to me... one of them is my friend Billy and he is humanoid-canine with a lesbian sex fetish thing. Then there's my friend Lucy, she's a zombie. Then there is Barley... he is a stuffed-animal polar bear that may have tourettes. Then there is Barley's wife Nancy. Nancy is a topless time traveler with painful-looking nipple rings and a massive mohawk. Yeehaw!!!!
If you've finally grown tired of reading my "about me," then watch these entertaining music videos that I enjoy.
.. width="425" height="350" .. "Walk Away (live on The Tube)" by Play Dead (December 1984) Possibly the greatest band ever!!!!
.. "Promised Land" by Skeletal Family (1985)
.. "Telegram Sam" by Bauhaus (1980)
.. "All That I Wanted" by Belfegore (1984)
.... "Nemesis" by Shriekback (1985)
.. "Over The Shoulder (12" version)" by Ministry (1986)
.. "Flower" by Soundgarden (1988)
.. "In Bloom (1989 version)" by Nirvana (1989)
.. "Blind Vision" by Blancmange (1982)
.. "Shock Of The New" by Trees (1982)
.. "A Deeper Blue" by Ghost Dance
.. "Clown" by Switchblade Symphony (1995)
.. "Dazzle" by Siouxsie And The Banshees (1984)
.. "Mad World" by Tears For Fears (1983) ...the originals do it better.
.. "Don't Crash (remix)" by Front 242 (1985)
.. "A New Day" by Killing Joke (1984) ... this is a few years before they decided to suck... "Moya (live)" by Southern Death Cult (1982) ... in my opinion this is Southern Death Cult's best song... it's too bad Southern Death Cult sold out and became The Cult.
