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Jedilink

I built a Ranch on Mars, Tried to live among the stars. But the fire came, and burned the whole plac

About Me


Apply to be my girlfriend! Go ahead, it's FUNTASTIC! :D
Ok, before I go ANY further about myself....check out my number one friend! His name is Catman and he's my favorite super hero! :D He TOTALLY leaves awesome Catmanlicious comments. ;)Well, let's see. I'm a honkey. I love movies, I love video games and I LOOOOOVE Heavy Metal! (bang your head till you bleed!) Umm...girls are cool. Some of them, the rest are meany pooheads...obviously. I just finished getting an Associate's Degree in Arts, and am currently working (at Wal-Mart) trying to earn money to continue. Ughs, my life is boring. I'm either at work or I'm at home late at night. I WISH I worked during the day, then I could actually DO something once I get off work! Wouldn't THAT be nice! Then I could meet people and actually have fun or...something. Anyways! Enough of my Frustrations!The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time is definately the best game of all time. ;) Killer7 is ALSO one of my top faves ever. It was either loved or hated, and you'll probably think the same way too if you play it (which you should of course. :D).Nu-Metal Sucks. Emo SUCKS! I just want to smack emo kids every time I see them just because of how lame they are, not to mention the HORRID garbage they call music that they like. They're such wuss-bags they'd probably run off crying about how they're so outcast or some crap. Haha. Not that I'm super amazing...emo kids are just FEROCIOUSLY dorky is all. Besides, I want some POWER in my music and it should have good singing too! Therefore Norma Jean (sucks) and As I Lay Dying...SUCK! Megadeth is the way to go!
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

Watching movies. Coming up with things for movies I'd like to make someday. I play videogames...FUN FUN!! My life is uneventful pretty much so...there you go!

I've tried something interesting to put on my profile. Here are my favorite albums by all my favorite bands and artists. In order of my favorite band first, to least fav last. The first few bands are my favs unquestionably, although after you get to Stryper the favs are highly debatable about the order they could be in and I didn't feel like being super picky by that time. :P Enjoy! ^_^

Microscopic View of a Telescopic Realm by Tourniquet (2000)

Exile In Guyville by Liz Phair (1992)

Relentless By Mortification (2002)

Undeceived by Extol (2000)

Rust In Peace by Megadeth (1990)

Reborn by Stryper (2005)

Faith by Hyde (2006)

Weapons Of Our Warfare by Deliverance (1990)

Snakes In The Playground by Bride (1992)

Loudness by Loudness (1992)

Jeanne D' Arc by Thy Majestie (2005)

Inhuman Rampage by Dragonforce (2006)

In The Kingdom by Whitecross (1991)

Tamplin by Ken Tamplin (1993)

Demensions by Believer (1993)

Killer7 Soundtrack (2005)

A Light In The Dark by Metal Church (2006)

Awake by L'Arc~En~Ciel (2004)

The Last Temptations by Alice Cooper (1994)

Kansas by Jennifer Knapp (1998)

Anthology (Greatest Hits) by Vengeance Rising (1993)

Tears To Dust by Teramaze (1998)

This Might Sting A Little by Disciple (1999)

I'd like to meet:

Umm...Jesus. That would be cool. I'd also like to meet Shigeru Miyamoto (he created Mario, Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda, Pikmin, and oh so many more...). I'd also like to meet a girl...one who won't do me wrong, one who believes in God, and also who might possibly like Christian Heavy Metal :D...and OLD BOY...and Versus!!!! Oh believe me if you like that you're cool all over the place!!!

Music:

METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tourniquet, Liz Phair, Hyde, Mortification, Narnia, Extol, Loudness, Deliverance, L'Arc~En~Ciel, Disciple, Stryper, Whitecross, Teramaze, Vengeance Rising, etc...

"Heroes" by Bride

"Northern Storm" by Mortification

"Ark of Suffering" by Tourniquet

"Soldiers Under Command" by Stryper (To Hell with the Devil!!!!!)

"In the Kingdom" by Whitecross

"Like Hell" by Loudness I added this video myself actually! ^_^

"Weapons of Our Warfare" by Deliverance

"Pearl" by Extol
I added this video too!

"Season's Call" by Hyde
I added THIS video as well! ^_^

"New World" by L'Arc~En~Ciel

and now for a completely DIFFERENT style!

"Stratford-On-Guy" by Liz Phair

"Extraordinary" by Liz Phair

I also enjoy some techno stuff, but I'm pretty precise and picky about it. I loved the Animatrix Soundtrack and I adore the soundtrack to Killer7. It's one of my favorite games EVER. It has an amazing score. The soundtrack is 2 discs and it's fantastic. It encompasses everything from rock, to techno, to symphonic movie like scoring and more. ^_^ Killer7 is perfect.

Movies:

Ok so I love all kinds of movies. I want to direct films someday...it's just that right now I need money for college. I will HOPEFULLY get some movie pics up here soon so you can see what movies I like. :) Until then, I love kung fu movies. Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, The Wachowski Brothers, Chan-Wook Park, Terry Gilliam, on and on. I could bore you to tears if I wanted to with knowledge about movies. :P Haha.

Television:

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (great mature anime show!), Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC)

Books:

Oh, for those of you gamers who call themselves "hardcore", my NES system is still hooked up to my TV RIGHT NOW....how's that for a hardcore gamer? ;)

This is the ending to the "Cloudman" Episode. The guy in the space suit with the afro is Ulmeyda....and that just makes him awesome! ;)

Edo MacAlister welcomes Garcian Smith to the Union Hotel.

Garcian Smith speaks with a mysterious assassin named Linda Vermillion.

Harman Smith and Kun Lan first meeting in Killer7.

Curtis Blackburn makes an unexpected visit to see his business partner, Pedro Montana.

Benjamin Keane plays Russian Roulette with Garcian Smith...who wins?

Heroes:



Steve Rowe from Mortification (He had a 1% chance to live, but he pulled through and still makes great metal!)

My Blog

Epic Movie

Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer I have not seen this movie in at least a couple months or so but this film is SO FEROCIOUSLY HORRID that it is sticking out quite clearly in my mind....
Posted by Jedilink on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:30:00 PST

Holy CRAP I can’t stand emo kids...

Ok so I befriended this guy on myspace a while back.  He was a metalhead as well and we got along and were pretty cool with each other.  Then one day a week or two ago, his profile is now so...
Posted by Jedilink on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

Carrie

Carrie Directed by Brian DePalma   Umm, wow.  I think that's all I have to say about this movie.  I could end my review right here in fact.  However, I'm obligated to give an ACTUA...
Posted by Jedilink on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

Casino

Casino Directed by Martin Scorsese   UGHS!  AGAIN!  I was typing another blog and the stupid window SHUT DOWN AGAIN!  I'm gonna kill Myspace if this happens again!  Not anyone...
Posted by Jedilink on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:39:00 PST

Transformers

Transformers Directed by Michael Bay WOW am I ticked off right now. I was nearing the VERY END of typing this review up when ALL OF A SUDDEN, Internet Explorer just DISAPPEARS!!!!!!!!!  I want to...
Posted by Jedilink on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:14:00 PST

The One-Armed Swordsman

The One-Armed Swordsman Directed by Chang Cheh   The first real kung fu movie I ever bought was one called The Killer Meteor(1976).  The star of the film (Jimmy Wang Yu) was the title of the...
Posted by Jedilink on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

O Brother, Where Art Thou? Directed by Joel Coen Ok so I knew I was going to see this film at some point.  It is a Coen brothers film and was therefore something to see just by default (they DID ...
Posted by Jedilink on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster

Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster Directed by Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky   Ok so I got a coupon in the mail for 5 dollars at Best Buy a few months back.  Well I ended up getting "The Met...
Posted by Jedilink on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

5 more days!!!

And I shall own Megadeth's new cd!!!!!   It's gonna be awesome I can't wait! As for life, it sucks, like it always has.  Who can say it doesn't anyway?   I can't wait!   MEGADETH!...
Posted by Jedilink on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

Where has time gone?

So I'm on this website here (the one you're on right now ya turd) and I keep thinking back on the past year or two.  The people I've been friends with.  The people I've BEEN with and all tha...
Posted by Jedilink on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST