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Barley

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About Me

I am creating an extremely inappropriate graphic novel called "The Adventures Of The Hot And Pale Goth Chick" and hope to have it published one day. It is a never-ending sort of book, as in there are no "The Ends"... it just keeps going on and on forever and I believe the first day spans over 50 pages. The book follows a Goth girl's daily life from her final year in high school to death.
I'm not sure how to organise my thoughts for this "About Me." I can honestly say that people tend to assume the worst in me until they get to know me... as said by most of the people that I know. I am usually soft-spoken and polite. I am also really shy most of the time. I try to be nice to people in general- even to the dumbest of people. I tend to wear a lot of black and wear shorts all year-round. I am somewhat a feminist and I'm a very left wing (as in realistic) kind of person. I'm very pro-choice.I love the eighties, Gothic Rock, Deathrock, New Wave,early eighties synths, classical. A lot of the music I tend to listen to just happens to be out of print too; which is unfortunate since shitty nu-metal, black metal, pop-punk, and emo seems to be everywhere.I am destined to become a starving artist. I've been drawing all my life but my art never really began to grow until Spring of 1996. Hopefully, I can make a small living off of it in the future.
I hate THIS GUY...
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I just like "Day Of The Dead" ... so I found this silly parody amusing.
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My Interests

Drawing: I've been drawing all of my life and I hope that maybe I could make a living with my artwork some day. I never got really good at drawing until the late spring of 1996 (when I was eleven). I have come a VERY long way since then.

I'd like to meet:

Smart people that stimulate my mind...

"Weeeeeeeeee"

I'd like to meet a graceful zombie...

Yeeeeeeeeeeehaw... it's "The Man"...

You can't beat that title.

"Unless the title itself appears written in a Japanese guy's semen."

"Henry: Portrait Of A Very Nice Man"

"Fuck, yeah, Whore!!!"

"I'm such a fucking whore"

"Suck my severed turtle head!!!!"

"Somebody has a broken bottle fetish."

"A Yeehaw For Komomo"

"Bis Ans Ende Der Welt"

"This is my street. This is the view from my bedroom... yeehaw!!"

"Nothing seems fishy with this lady. She's perfectly normal."

"I can cum so hard that my head explodes!!!!"

"How is this NOT sexual?"

"{sigh}... Allegra!!"

"Meow?"

"There's nothing hotter than getting-off inside of a giant blob organism while it slowly melts your genitals off... Fuck, yeah!!!!"

"Anyone that is NOT sexually aroused by this is FUCKING SICK and needs to be shot!!!!"

"Finger-licking goodness"

Maybe it's even hotter to think that a green-haired deaf Korean guy could give up his way of life to save his dying sister's life, only for her to die anyways. Someone on this planet has to have thaty specific fetish, you know.

"White people are monsters..."

"Stick a Chinese woman up my ass!!"

"Nothing is more welcoming than being a douche bag."

"Shoot me in the face until I get-off!!!!"

"Cut my head off then stick it up my ass while you call my mother a dirty whore since that exact situation is the only thing that gets me off, yeah!"

"Yeah, rub it all over my face... god damn that gets me off. Fuck!"

"Style my hair like hers... then tear my scalp off and force me to eat the dead tissue and hair while I masturbate in rage."

"I'm Rutger Hauer."

"Stick the entire UK up my ass until I'm dead, yeah!"

"It's only hot when a person breaks down emotionally and they are driven to acts of necrophilia."

"Peek-A-Boo... I see you... and I know what you do... because I do it too."

Stick "Phew" up my ass... only if it's 1979 though, yeah!!!!

"Eyelid-tearing-off Fetish!"

"Look at my hungry kitty... isn't it pretty?"

"I think you're turning Japanese, I really think so."

Music:

12 Girls Band /
1919 /
2+2=5 /
45 Grave /
Aunt Sally (Japan)/
Alanis Morissette (first album only) /
Angelo Badalamenti /
Ashengrace /
Autumn /
Babel (steve parsons) /
Babes In Toyland /
Bauhaus /
Belfegore /
Billy Idol (earlier 80s) /
Blancmange /
Blondie (first 2) /
Brad Fiedel /
Burning Image /
Bush /
Carnivore /
Castration Squad /
Chandeen /
Chatshow /
Christian Death (before Rozz left) /
Claudio Simonetti /
Cutters /
David Bowie /
Dead Or Alive (VERY early eighties stuff) /
Death In June /
Despairation /
Devo /
Dinah Cancer And The Grave Robbers /
Dreamtime /
Duran Duran (first 2 albums) /
Elliot Goldenthal /
End Of Green (first 3 albums) /
Enema Music /
Eurythmics (early) /
Every New Dead Ghost /
Fallout /
Front 242 (eighties stuff) /
Front Line Assembly (first album) /
Garbage /
Gary Numan /
Ghost Dance /
Goblin /
Harold Faltermeyer /
Hum (not HIM... because HIM sucks) /
INXS /
James Horner /
Jerry Goldsmith /
John Carpenter /
John Harrison (Modern Man) /
John Lennon /
Joy Division /
Karera Musication (ichi the killer) /
Katra Turana /
Kilslug /
Kim Jung Mi /
Klaus Badelt /
Live (earlier) /
Magma (KOREAN)/
Mankind's Audio Development /
Mark Isham (for The Hitcher '86)/
Marty O' Donnell /
Meat Puppets (first 2 albums only)/
Mephisto Walz /
Michael Hoenig (The Blob soundtrack) /
Ministry (eighties material only) /
Miranda Sex Garden /
Naughty Zombies /
New Order (movement)/
Nirvana /
P-Model /
Paralysis Permanente /
Pink Floyd /
Plastic Bertrand /
Play Dead /
Phew /
Premature Ejaculation /
Queen /
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry /
Richard Band /
Riz Ortolani /
Sex Gang Children /
Shadow Project /
Shriekback (with Carl Marsh)/
Siouxsie & The Banshees /
Skeletal Family /
Soundgarden /
Sparks /
SSQ /
Stefano Mainetti (ambient stuff) /
Stone Temple Pilots /
Super Heroines /
Svart /
Switchblade Symphony /
Systems Of Romance /
Tako /
Tears For Fears (first 2 albums) /
The Cars (first 2 albums)/
The Cramps /
The Devotchkas /
The Flesheaters /
The Human League /
The Hunters Club /
The March Violets /
The Sisters Of Mercy (not Vision Thing) /
The Smashing Pumpkins (first few albums) /
Trees /
Tubeway Army /
Type O Negative /
U2 (before 2000) /
UK Decay /
UK Subs /
Under Two Flags /
Vangelis /
Virgin Prunes /
Wang Chung (live and die)/
Wojciech Kilar /
Zaine Griff

Play Dead: "Resurrection" (1984)

Fright Night Soundtrack (1985)

John Harrison: "Day Of The Dead Soundtrack" (1985)

45 Grave: "Sleep In Safety" (1983)

Type O Negative: "October Rust" (1996)

Skeletal Family: "Burning Oil" (1984)

Elliot Goldenthal: "Alien 3 Soundtrack" (1991)

Skeletal Family: "The Singles Plus 1983-85"

Mark Isham: "The Hitcher Soundtrack" (1986)

Wojciech Kilar: "Dracula Soundtrack" (1992)

The Sisters Of Mercy: "First And Last And Always" (1985)

Shriekback: "Oil & Gold" (1985)

Belfegore: "Belfegore" (1984)

Ashengrace: "Sandstorm" (2005)

Goblin: "Zombi/Dawn Of The Dead Soundtrack" (1978)

John Carpenter: "Assault On Precinct 13 Soundtrack" (1976)

Movies:

12 Monkeys (1995); 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968); A Clockwork Orange (1971); Alien (1979); Alien 3 (1991); Altered States (1980); Assault On Precinct 13 ORIGINAL (1976); Audition (1999); Bad Taste (1987); Bio-Zombie (1998); Blade Runner (1982); Brazil (1985); Cannibal Holocaust (1980); Children Of Men (2006); Creepshow (1982); Dark Star (1973); Dawn Of The Dead ORIGINAL (1978); Day Of The Dead (1985); Eraserhead (1977); Frankenstein Unbound (1990); Fright Night (1985); Halloween ORIGINAL (1978); Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1985); Hot Fuzz (2007); Ichi The Killer (2001); Imprint (2005); License To Kill (1989); Man Bites Dog (1992); Martin (1977); Midnight Express (1978); Moonraker (1979); Night Of The Living Dead (1968); Prophecy: The Monster Movie (1979); Red To Kill (1994) ... Chinese movie; Repo Man (1984); Return Of The Living Dead (1985); Ricki-Oh! The Story Of Ricki (1993); Seven (1995); Shaun Of The Dead (2004); Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance (2002); Taxi Driver (1976); The Abyss (1989); The Blob (1988); The Hitcher ORIGINAL (1986); The Hunger (1983); The Living Daylights (1987); The Shawshank Redemption (1994); The Shining (1980); The Thing (1982); The Time Machine (1960);; The Warriors (1979); They Live (1988); Until The End Of The World (1991); Visitor Q (2001); Zombi (1979)
"Rats: Night Of Terror" has to be the funniest Italian horror schlock film that wasn't meant to be funny.

Television:

I don't have cable now... but I used to watch:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Upright Citizens Brigade, Sonic SatAM, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Futurama, ... other than that, I don't watch much television.

Books:

1984, The Stranger, H.G. Well's The Time Machine, War Of The Worlds, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein

Heroes:

Here's a random list:
Dinah Cancer, Rob Hickson, earlier George Romero... before that shitty "Land Of The Dead" movie, Tom Savini, Sally Acorn, Antoine D' Coolette, Kai-Kwan "Paulyn" Suen since she punches Kakihara in the face, Kenny Hickey, Linnea Quigley as "Trash," Art Mawhiney, Anne-Marie Hurst
Linnea Quigley
Anne-Marie Hurst
Sun Jia Jun (Paulyn Sun)
Anne-Marie Hurst again
Dinah Cancer
"Meow"
Dinah again...
"Fuck, yeah, Whore!!!"
It's a white person... eating my lillies...
"All over my face, Whore!!"
Tank Girl
"I miss the Soviet Union"
"... and I order you to shove it right up my ass while I excrete solid waste, you dirty whores!!!"
Linnea again...
Anne-Marie Hurst... in the face!!
Play Dead badge...
I bet she sure doesn't look familiar... not at all.
ANOTHER Dinah Caner picture...
Anne-Marie Hurst smashing your head in with a block of solid oxygen... weee???

My Blog

I got a B in Chinese... Yeehaw!!

   I got a B overall this semester in my Chinese Language class. Yeehaw for me. Unfortunately, my Chinese Language teacher Yamei is leaving town permanently after Christmas. She was a r...
Posted by Barley on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:20:00 PST

My Dumbass-Retard-Mutant Neighbors

   My new neighbors are annoying mutants. They are married. They live above me in Apartment 3. The other day the married couple woke me up at 7:00 in the morning with their screaming. The hu...
Posted by Barley on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

Chinese Speeches Get-Me-Off!!!!

   I just delivered my long Chinese speech to my class... it turned out well. Yeehaw!!!! I was surprised to have done a good job since I only had an hour-and-a-half worth of sleep last night...
Posted by Barley on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:12:00 PST

Pervert Misses His Porno!!

   As I was doing my laundry on Saturday afternoon, I noticed that another one of my neighbors was moving out of the building. So I offered to help him just out of general kindness. I helped...
Posted by Barley on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST

Chinese Moon Festival

   I met a lot of people at the Chinese Moon Festival. It was wonderful.    Have a great belated Moon Day in the year 1949!!!! Yeehaw!!!!
Posted by Barley on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

Am I TOO nice?

   My friend Brett and I were sitting in the non-academic area of the Heartland library having a conversation and a middle-aged bitch began complaining at us and telling us to stop. She was ...
Posted by Barley on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Place Chinese Character Here!!

   ??.... I just started my new job at the Thai House and today I started my Chinese Language Class with Yamei Liu. I hope I can retain the knowledge presented  in this class and p...
Posted by Barley on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:28:00 PST

The country of China crashing down on my face....

   It's only hot if I'm going to China next year in the spring... fuck!!!! Stick it up my ass!!!! Hot damn. Didilly shit!!!!
Posted by Barley on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:34:00 PST

New Home

   I have found a new home in Normal, Illinois. It's a large one-bedroom apartment and it is really nice and convenient. The rent is 440 a month and I only have to pay for the electric. Heat...
Posted by Barley on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST

Happy Anniversary

   Approximately one year ago on this day I met someone very special in a class at Heartland Community College. I would like to say Happy Anniversary to this special person and YEEEEEHAW!!!!...
Posted by Barley on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST