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Kerry

is feeling destructive...

About Me


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My Interests

all the usual, sleeping, eating, breathing, dreaming, sexual abandonment. My main concern and hence the 'interest' is my degree in Drama.....

I'd like to meet:

My fantasy dinner party guest list would include,NIETZSCHE...christ he could dazzle me with his aphorisms all night long, it would be as if no-one else were there. But if I had to entertain others as well then, GENE WILDER obviously, love the guy, what a star. RICHARD PRYOR, for tips on how to become the consumate stand up comedian. MAE WEST for plenty of acerbic wit, HARRY HILL AND THE BADGER PARADE hilarious (yet slightly odd) JULIE WALTERS and VICTORIA WOOD. (Bit of a comedy theme going on here!) KEITH MOON to make me look sane!! and because I love him, drum kit in place at my fantasy dinner party, and another, and another, Keith will u stop that please, just stop trashing your drums!. SID JAMES!!! can't believe I forgot about him! When I was a child I used to sit in front of Carry On films and mimic his laugh - to the point that now as an adult I have the loudest dirtiest laugh in the whole of Essex County! Sid, u are sitting next to me! PETER SELLERS, but as INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU. So we could have daft conversations about being on the feeern ma dahling and his minky. YODA....Oh yes, yes, yes, yes!!! We are the same height so he's cool and an absolute must at my dinner party... the short dude is a spiritual legend..coming he is..sitting the other side of me he must.

Music:

I love the following music....... going back, The Who, The Beatles, The Stones, Pink Floyd, la la la coming forward Bloc Party, The Kooks, The Feeling, Jose Gonzalez, The Killers, Lily Allen, Corinne Bailey Rae, The Editors, Razorlight, Totally in love with Imogen Heap at the moment la la la In the middle Stone Roses, New Order, The Beloved, Radiohead, Placebo, Happy Mondays, Talking Heads la la la la la the list is flaming endless!! I love all types of dance music, Faithless, Daft Punk, FCKahuna, Layo and Bushwacka, Meat Katie, Gus Gus, add a bit of hip hop in the form of Ugly Duckling, The Roots and many more, many many manys later and I guess u could say my music tastes vary! I must just say The Lugers rock! Leisuregroove make me moist but its Stereotypz who make me drop my chips! Frame of Mind are cool, sexy and talented. Richie Don is hot... and as for that Mark 'Ruff' Ryder, well... he makes me want to ride it, ride it rough style! There is of course more music I like than I have listed, the list gets bigger every day because I have a very receptive orafice when it comes to music.

Movies:

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, (The original with my hero Gene Wilder as Wonka) Loads more, love the comedy genre more than any other, but don't say no to a good hardcore action thriller

Television:

Hate it, trying to wean myself off it, have mad urges to throw the stupid thing out of the window. Everythings a reality show. Don't watch reality, LIVE IT!!

Books:

ALL OF THEM PLEASE!! it is my dream to have one room that is a library and also a wine cellar, oh hang on this is books not alcohol! going off on a dream house tangent then, right books you say... love, love, love reading and my tastes change dramatically.

Heroes:

Sid James is the daddy of all time, total perv with a twinkle in his eye, my role model. Mae West, for her ability to be the most outspoken woman in the world, at that time, like my good self. Appreciated by few. Revered by many. Gene Wilder (just for his acting ability with sheep and unpredictable chocolate rivers)

My Blog

BOLLOCKS....ON TO THE NEXT ONE......NO!!!!!!!!

..> Arse. Arse. ARSE ARSE FUCKING ARSE! Right, with that off my heaving chest... I'm ready to move on. Last night I was given 'a few pointers' (his words, not mine) on how to conduct myself in the ...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

Total Tit F**k!

..> I honestly believe I have lost my sense of humour over the course of the last month. Just because some guy decided to call me his 'girlfriend' Its as if the very word instills fear and loathing...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

anger management

..> I sometimes wish I wasn't a human being... with all our complex foibles and quirky ways. I mean you don't see a tiger attending anger management classes do you? For roaring too loudly at a pass...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

3.20am, but ecstatic.

..> It would seem I have been single for so long, I'm comfortable with it. And anyway.... how in gods name did I think that a 22yr old could satisfy me long term.? I must be more nuts than I ever d...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Retraction.

You have probably noticed that I have removed all my recent blog posts. The angry and bitter ones I had posted about a certain 22yr old. They are removed because I retract everything I said. I though...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

Love Juice

In the fairly recent past, a man asked if he could pump his creamy love juice over my feet. When I heard myself saying "yes" it occured to me that I spend far too much of my time trying to please...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

I left my heart in Manchester.... Art Gallery.

As human beings we are inextricably drawn to certain places... in much the same way as we are drawn to certain people. We find beauty in a strange cities architecture, mystery in its unknown stree...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

Looking forward to a new year...

Thank god all the Christmas bullshit is over for another year... I really am a 'bah humbug' sort of a gal. That and I was at work both Christmas Day and Boxing Day, so they were no different to a...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:29:00 PST

Shit Survey Shocker!

These survey things really are a steaming pile of wank. According to this one I am a 'Dreaming Soul' Have a gander. >>>>>>   You Are a Dreaming Soul..http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofs...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST

Happy? I'm ecstatic...

Continuing my list of reasons to be glad I'm single, but with a festive flavour... 31. I don't have to spend a fortune on presents for any bastard. 32. I can, however, treat myself to a few things...
Posted by COMPULSIVE TITF*CK on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:37:00 PST