DO NOT OPEN : Porn Inside! |
Ahhhhhhaaaaaaaa!!! Busted! Finally, my new MySpace Porn Tracker For People Looking For Porn is up and running! *evil laugh* Mwhahahaha bitches! I shall report you ...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:02:00 PST |
The MySpace War : Part Five |
*From we last left off in the war**loud crash* WHAT THE FUCK! Holy Shitasaurus.*early the next morning* *thinks to self* Why in the hell am I up at 6am? *hears voice, r...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Uncle Duckie's New CD~!! |
New!!!! From RT Recordings, the newest musical masterpiece that's sure to be second to only MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" in your local Big Lot's bargain bin!! It's everyone's favorite sl...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:30:00 PST |
Randomness : April 2007 |
Just some thoughts on.............
The Monkeys........
Hey hey. They're the Monkeys. They're always monkeying around. I know this is even before my time, but I do recall watching the...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST |
The MySpace War: Part Four |
*As we last left off, Tom and his deadly gang of thugs and metrosexuals were licking their wounds *and maybe each other* after their unfortunate crash of Tom's 10 billion dollar jet. Howeve...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST |
The MySpace War: Part Three |
*As we last left the saga, Tom and his posse were boarding the MySpace corporate jet, ready for takeoff to Kentucky to confront the Random Thought's crew, and kill those idiots, once and for all. ...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST |
The MySpace War - Part Two |
*Recap: A bitter MySpace war between Tom and Random Thoughts over freedom of speech and expression has reached new lows. Last we left off, Mike was preparing his crew for war, while Tom wa...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST |
The MySpace War - Part One |
*Months ago when I started this comedy page, I was grateful to MySpace for allowing me the platform to share with you all my comedic writings. However, something changed within the evil MySpace ...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST |
Late Night Pillow Talk With Tom - Feb 2007 |
Hello everyone! It's Tom, or as many of you call me, your number one friend! Even though I'm so honored to have you all making my checking account bigger........uh........I mean.......
Posted by Random Thoughts on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST |
A Love Story |
Since it's Valentine's Day *or as I like to call it, National Male Neuter Day*, I'd like to share with you a story about a normal Valentine's Day for two normal people who are madly in love. So,...
Posted by Random Thoughts on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST |
