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Tom

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About Me

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I'm just an average Joe, with average flow, doing average things, with average hoes. I'm also a complete badass. Here is what happened when this guy threatened me with a knife.

My Blog

Jesus is back!

Praise God! The messiah is back.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:30:00 GMT

Watch my video until your eyes bleed!!!

I might win a prize. http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=785022458134870359 1&q=alien+tourist
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:06:00 GMT

Celebrity Accidents

I told a joke the other day about Richard Hammond and it got a frosty reception. This was from a group of people who make endless paedophile and dead baby jokes but for some reason I'm the villain for...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:03:00 GMT

Cats or dogs solved.

This is a debate that has raged since the dawn of time. Which is the superior animal, the dog or the cat? I happen to know the answer to this question. Cats. They are the superior animal for a number ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:16:00 GMT

Blogging

I've been surfing the net and researching blogging. I was amazed to find out that ANYONE can have a blog! Surely that's the last thing we need. Stupid Joe Public spouting his boring and ridiculous vie...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:19:00 GMT

Johnny 5. Not a good roll model.

The original Short Circuit was a classic. Number 5 broke his programming and turned from death dealing military weapon of distruction to a knowledge loving pacifist. A nice anti violence message for a...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 00:54:00 GMT

Camden town

I went to Camden market today. It was shit. Loads of wankers dressed like idiots and loads of shops and stalls full of useless crap. I already knew this due to the fact that i have been there a few ti...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:05:00 GMT

Wrong digestion.

This is the first entry of my blog so i'm going to talk about somthing very close to my heart. My stomach. I am prone to indegestion and i was round at my Nan's the other day and i said, "Have you got...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:04:00 GMT