Vain Diesel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Heyall I'm Vain Diesel and I'm a hot little potato right now. One of Brighton's notorious Kings of D*R*A*G, I work alongside Sydney's finest Glamour Boi Sexy Galexy and our fellow princes performing regular shows around London and Brighton. Having enjoyed a nine-month residency at Candy Bar Brighton, we have developed a variety of acts and are now available for shows for any occasion. Among our most successful performances are the 'Mulletheads' show for Love Button @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern; the 'Moustache Men' for the Peter Sellers Party @ Shunt Lounge; and the 'Cockrockers' zoolander-style male model spoof for Role Model Final 2008 @ Cafe de Paris. We are touring our shows through Europe this summer - and around the various Pride festivals! - so keep your eyes peeled for our unique dance comedy peformances which are the most sexy and random you will ever see, if I do say so myself! If you would like to know more about our shows, please contact [email protected]. If you would like to join us on stage or get involved with our productions, please contact [email protected]. If you would like to book us for shows/events, please contact [email protected].

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My Interests

Sex, drugs (sorry, DRAG) and heavy metal

I'd like to meet:

folks with hair and teeth, that's hot. ..

Music:

frank zappa, audioslave, roisin murphy, alice in chains, bjork, chicane, biffy clyro, thom yorke, placebo, eminem, rob zombie, scissor sisters, amy winehouse, faith no more, soundgarden, robyn, goldfrapp, janis joplin, evanescence, rage against the machine, interpol, faithless, joni mitchell, pearl jam, giant drag, kings of leon, muse, n.e.r.d, portishead, arcade fire, john lee hooker, radiohead, jeff buckley, bloc party, prince, elmore james, system of a down, moloko, tori amos, minnie ripperton and rotary connection, does it offend you, yeah?, veruca salt, muddy waters, tom waits, scott matthews, white stripes, sarah vaughn, yeah yeah yeahs, skunk anansie, zero7 feat Sia.

Movies:

Freeway 2: confessions of a trickbaby, 28 days later, my neighbour totoro, ghost in the shell 1&2, saw trilogy, mary shelley's frankenstein, akira, x-men trilogy, the lost boys, howl's moving castle, i heart huckabees, bram stoker's dracula, leon, donnie brasco, but i'm a cheerleader, hard candy, audition, hedwig and the angry inch, the cook the thief his wife and her lover, lady vengence, royal tenenbaums, anchorman, million dollar baby, oldboy, being john malkovich, spirited away, ninja scroll, from hell, visitor q, batman begins, ichi the killer, perfect blue, ginger snaps, blood:the last vampire.

Television:

Was on Dawn Goes Lesbian in February 2008 - just for the record, Dawn's hideous drag outfit was not my choice! She wouldn't take off her long pink nails but wiped off the, frankly, splendid beard I put on her. Tsch, women!

Books:

I have a filthy novel if any publishers are interested?

Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem, genius writer of 'Transmetropolitan' fame
You are Batman Batman 80% Superman 75% The Flash 75% Green Lantern 75% Hulk 70% Supergirl 67% Iron Man 65% Catwoman 60% Robin 59% Wonder Woman 57% Spider-Man 30% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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