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Alex Valentine

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

LOVE: giggling, partying, smoking, drinking, playing guitar, reaking havoc in random cities with my big sis (my number one friend :), mincing up and down Canal Street, hanging with my friends, dancing, good sex, good hair, my attitude problem, Fall Out Boy, kissing in the rain, winking at girls, slapping chavs, rock (not so much a fan of the "roll"), bed (any bed will do, lol), messing with my hair, live bands, late nights, booty calls, shiny disco balls, CHIMPS, South Park, Ben and Jerry's half baked cookie dough ice-cream, tattoos, nights out, DVD nights in (with texas chicken n pepperoni pizza and many les-be-friends), nice girls (why so hard to find?), long hot showers (company preferred...), Amaretto, gender-bending (if u can why not? :), hugs, oh yes LOVE my hugs, feel free to hug me randomly if you see me! I love my profile song too...HATE: liars, nut-cases, celery (there's just no point to it), scallys, rude people, arsey attitudes, the cold :( , not getting to see my sis! (she rocks), gossips, judgemental people, prawn bastard crackers!!! oh god they're awful.... spiders. well, anything that has more than four legs really! oh yeh and dirt...love my showers...

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My Interests

partying, drinking, dancing, sex, girls, rock and roll, playing my guitar (acoustic baby), winking at hot girls, being a drag king, laughing and pointing at chavs, mincing down canal street, burping at people, juggling...oh yes! following the escapades of Tank Girl, shouting "CHIMP!" really loud, taking showers, bungee-jumping, random madness, leap-frogging (it's not done enough...), having fun
You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?well apparently i'm quite evil! i think it was the laughing at a fat person tick-box that did it...i'm actually not that evil...it was just that i happened to see one get stuck in a revolving door once! i mean, come on, you'd have laughed too!

I'd like to meet:

anyone original and interesting...but not romantically, my girl rocks ;) i would say someone famous but then it'll take the shine outta liking them in the first place.why don't they have a "people who should stay the hell away from me" section? I'll create it now...I DON'T WANT TO MEET: *scallies *drama queens (why do it?? no deal) *people who smell (dontcha hate having to talk to/sit next to someone who smells?!) *liars or two-faced people *narrow-minded people...the mind is like a parachute, it works better when it's open...

Music:

Tegan and Sara, Switch, Missy Higgins, James, Oasis, Avril Lavigne, P!nk (as if I had to write that!), The Kooks, The Killers, The Kaiser Chiefs (any band with "The" or "K" at the beginning....), Cascada, DJ FUREY!! Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance (that's for all the emos ;),Amy Winehouse, Marilyn Manson, Blink 182, Alex Parks, Fedde le Grande, The Prodigy, Mika, All Saints, Van Morrisson, The Stone Roses, The Knife, Placebo (apparently a "placebo" stimulates the periacquiductal grey area of your brain to release endogenous opioids and reduce activity in the rostral anterior cingulate cortices, thereby reducing pain...who knew?), Skunk Anansie, Feeder, Snow Patrol, Elvis (legend), The Veronicas....there's more but my fingers hurt

Movies:

Kill Bill 1 and 2, Tank Girl, Lost and Delirious, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Crash, Clueless, The Craft, Freeway

Television:

don't watch it...life's too short! unless it's Scrubs or Family Guy, then maybe...it's just a bit of a problem cos I don't have a TV!

Books:

The Little Prince, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Alchemist (life changing books rock)

Heroes:

I'll come back to that one.........

My Blog

Gender Bending....

Ok, another Alex rant! I'm getting really confused lately, I'm starting to appreciate the emos and their style, I'm just having issues with the boy emos...I mean, how much do they look like lesbians??...
Posted by Alex Valentine on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST

VANILLA GIRLS...

Rant time! :) ok, why is it that when people find out you work on Canal Street that they immediatly start treating you like shit? Does anybody else find this? It's like they automatically as...
Posted by Alex Valentine on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

"POLITICAL CORRECT...ness"

Ok so I've removed all my angry rants cos, well, I'm not really an angry person, and I think everyone's kinda got the message that i don't like or do drugs or lesbian drama! My beef today isn't about ...
Posted by Alex Valentine on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

I think I'm going mad!

It's true, methinks I'm crazy! I keep chatting to random people who I think I know but I actually really don't....I don't think it's just me though, cos they chat back like they know me, so it blatant...
Posted by Alex Valentine on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

Random Rant....

Ok, I know you're all probably sick of me ranting on about theories and the New Union (one of my mates got refused entry there on New Year's Eve - tee hee - you know who you are!), but there is so muc...
Posted by Alex Valentine on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

ALEX'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY

Ok, so we've all heard the crap about "E=mc2", but it doens't really make any sense to anyone. I mean, how can someone with a moustache that big make any sense? So, in Alex terms, here's Eistein's the...
Posted by Alex Valentine on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST