"raised on a diet of broken biscuits"
what more need you know? ok, so before i have the rspb or whoever after my parents (yes i know, green dots all round), that's not strictly true, but a nice image nonetheless
[thank-you mr. cocker, we love you!]
um i like cake, and cutting hair, and pesto, i don't like capital letters (not because i find them oppressive or anything twat-faced like that; similarly i don't fancy myself as an e.e. cummings type, i just prefer the aesthetics of the dinky ones), i wish i had more freckles, i want to shave my dog, i tan like a bastard, write like a chav, and my 'low-life partner's nuff buff!
i'd like to meet...
dandys, dudes, and flaneurs..... anyone who has ever put a smartie into a can of coke..... ame's mum..... people who believe in santa, or jesus, or elvis..... homeless people who approach you asking for money whilst holding a pint of lager..... alison goldfrapp..... drag king prawns (an image sponsored by jess).....the driver of a 1982 robin reliant..... beau brummel, the dude spent 3 hours getting dressed+people came to watch, need i say more?..... the inventor of pop tarts..... simon amstell..... gaggles of geese, bumbles of bears, a motley crew of racoons, and any weasels prepared to do battle with bejewelled cheese knives..... my friend ed, it's been too long..... the lady truck driver from pigeon street..... people who use gems such as savvy, lament, good sir, bandit, madam, troubadour, and squire in their regular speech. we salute you.....other tetris widows..... nicola chapman, holiday rep extraordinaire, we're coming for you, and your little dog, too!
any questions?
whilst relaxing in her penthouse pad, miss mcmuffin claimed...
i listen to...
the long blondes, juliette and the licks [she loves your shirt], goldfrapp, m.i.a, ladytron, the go! team, the grates, moloko, pj harvey, peaches, yeah yeah yeahs, dusty springfield, the mamas & papas, diana ross and the supremes, fischerspooner, lamb, garbage, nouvelle vague, johnny cash, joanna newsom, sufjan stevens, cansei de ser sexy, bjork, larrikin love, the beach boys, weezer, tegan & sara, stephen malkmus, blondie, the smiths, pulp, david bowie, elliott smith, the kinks, the pixies, regina spektor, the shins, the flaming lips, the maccabees, the 1990s, cat power, mull historical society, the killers, ed harcourt, beck, jeff buckley
"i've got your tea laid out like some kind of fifties housewife"
i watch...
i love love love amelie! also bringing up baby [classic katharine hepburn & cary grant], y tu mama tambien, kids, the wedding singer, the incredibles, ice age [pine conesh], far from heaven, jarhead, romeo and juliet, little miss sunshine, borat, thirteen, hard candy, mean girls, L.I.E, freaky friday, wedding crashers, the royal tenenbaums, napoleon dynamite, big daddy [hangs head], mysterious skin, clueless, C.R.A.Z.Y, city of god, the emporer's new groove...'yay i'm a llama again'
i don't watch a lot of tv...
as have managed to find other ways in which to numb my mind *coughs (myspace)* good work, 2 points for initiative! plus neighbours was never the same after julie martin died...sob...love eddie izzard, queer as folk [the english version], ugly betty, shameless, friends, sex and the city, futurama, the l word. how deliciously queer.
"you are my sweetest downfall
i loved you first"
i worship...
mr jesus [in the least religious kind of way] for having impeccable pr people. I defy you all to be so well known and popular in 2000 years time [obviously not that it's a competition! eternal damnation anyone? no? just me then]
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