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Bethany Black

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About Me

Wikipedia says "Bethany Black is the black sheep of her deeply religious family. While her mother, father, and brother sit down to study the Bible, she is off skating, smoking, and doing other things her family considers wicked. One day, while being chastised for her behavior, the rapture occurs. Her pious family, along with all of the other righteous humans, ascends to Heaven, while everyone else is left behind on Earth. God sends a message that he will now forsake Earth, and Satan and his demons rise from Hell to take over the planet. Ten years later, Bethany is working for the demon Lord Belial. She works for him in a bar and serves as a pet. She in turn has a pet demon named Bloato. Bloato is a "half-breed" demon, meaning that his mother and father are of two different species of demon. Earth has become Hell, with demons, giant insects, and fire reigning. Humans exist as slaves, used for labor and sex. In her years in Belial's servitude, Bethany has begun learning magic, and often uses protect spells to shield herself from the violent demons. One day, Bethany gets fed up and incurs Belial's wrath. While trying to escape her enraged master, Bloato tells her about the one remaining gate to Heaven, and that if Bethany can get to it, she may be able to sneak into Heaven. The gate is located in Vatican City." But I think that's about another Bethany Black, however it is incredibly accurate.
Withnell... shit; I'm still only in Withnell... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back on stage. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my girlfriend, until I said "yes" to us splitting up. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back on stage. I'm here a week now... waiting for a gig... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every time Dug gets a gig, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
Sorry, erm, about me, well I'm constantly bouncing back, constantly evolving, looking for experience, and extremes, I want each and everyone of you to have a good time as often as you can, I discovered the meaning of life during a particularly weird magic mushroom trip, and it is this "you can't change the past, but the future's yours to make your own, so create the world you want, and live in it."
Over time I've changed everything about who I am to create the world I want and I'm on the verge of something big, be my friend come along for the ride, it'll be weird, but I guarantee your life will be better for it.
You scored as The Stud. Often seen as the quiet loner, you often dress in leather and stand in the rain hoping to meet a potential lover.

The Stud


95%

The Femme Fatale


85%

The Student Dyke


80%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


65%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke


45%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme


40%

The Little-Boy Dyke


40%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme


35%

The Hipster Dyke


20%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


15%

The Granola Dyke


10%

The Bohemian Dyke


5%

The Surprise! Dyke


5%
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There's a paedophile in the computer
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Me at Spank in Edinburgh 2008


Bethany Black really hates cock
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who's out there, some of you will be ace, some of you will be so dreary that even some weapons grade MDMA couldn't make you interesting, but that doesn't matter, come and join us, we're very accepting.I like strong personalities, people who know what they want, and go out to get it. Or people who don`t know what they want but are prepared to get off their arses and have a go.I don`t like people who are selfish and spoiled, I`ll go to the ends of the earth for my friends and I expect them to at least be there for me if I need them sometimes.I like outgoing people in general and people who like getting off their arse and doing stuff.There`s a big wide world out there full of endless possibilities that you can get up to, fun to be had, things to do that you later regret, life is short get as much from it as you can.That`s the sort of thing I look for in my friends.

My Blog

And it all boils down to not enough hours in the day

Ok, So I lied. I tried to keep this blog up to date and post every day but yetserday I didn't manage it. It wasn't anything really, I was trying to have an easy day yesxterday but it all got a little ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:26:00 GMT

Keep your city ways or thow them out the window

Well after I left here it went a bit mad for the day, I got myself a Haggis supper, again. I'm going to have to stop eating deep fried food soon, I can barely walk around as it is, and it's just getti...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:17:00 GMT

As they pulled you out of the Oxygen tent, you asked for the latest party,

Well immediately after leaving here yesterday I set off to find one of the elusive Loft bar passes, only to be told that they're like trying to get hold of rocking horse shit, but a short Haggis suppe...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:37:00 GMT

I've been around and seen some things, slet in dumpsters got high with kings

I bumped into someone today who said that they check to see how long my blog's going to be before they commit to reading it, if it's ov er a certain length they don't bother. I'll try and keep this sh...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:59:00 GMT

Rules of Engagement

Last year at around this time I was unemployed and not making enough from comedy to live off and decided on a little plan. I was going to go to Edinburgh and see what happened, so with £20 in my ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:25:00 GMT

Tomorrow I'll be burned as a witch for playing punk rock

It seems it's only in the wee small hours when I've got to be up early I get to write on this blog anymore, but that's because for the last week or so I've had to get up early, well early for me....
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:23:00 GMT

'Cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street

This is a short blog about the last two days which, have been a bit of a weird one.  I was just reading my friend Alex Valentine's Blog and there was  thing on there about people thinking it...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:25:00 GMT

The Bang and the clatter as an angel hits the ground.

well I've been away for a while, and I'm currently kind of homeless, I've not slept in a bed for a month now, and had little time to get online. Though about a month ago I tried to post a blog ab...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:56:00 GMT

The Father hen will call his chickens home

Ok, so I stopped posting my Blog on here, but it's been available on Chortle.co.uk so if you like it here read it there too, as I like looking at the statistics of how many people have read my blog, ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:19:00 GMT

What do you think of the programme so far?

Over on Chortle, you can read my daily blog.   Any comments or anything you think I can improve please let me know and I'll see what I can do.   I love you all with all my heart.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:20:00 GMT