Why do Bovine diseases have such funny names?!? |
I would have more sympathy for farmers if these afflictions didnt have such comedy names. BLUETONGUE?!?
Farmer A: Ooo this cow dont look very wellFarmer B: aye - its got a blue tongueFarmer A: oh heck...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:13:00 GMT |
TOP FRIEND TRAUMA - CULL IN SIGHT |
well folks - the inevitable time has come when ive run out of vital spaces in my top friends! i never wanted to have 24 anyway - i was happy with 8 like the old days.But you know what its like - someo...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 00:17:00 GMT |
chocolate eggs is eggs |
So its 1989, I am five years old A couple of weeks before Easter 3 chocolate eggs appear on top of the dresser in the front room- so my brother and sister and me fight over who gets which ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:24:00 GMT |
dykes on bikes |
the clocks have changed - or as some idiot tried to tell me "there's something wrong at the train station and all the trains times are wrong" now the evenings are lighter - and the sun...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:07:00 GMT |
5 a day |
i envy people who have enough time on their hands to get through "five a day" and 8 glasses of water (all this while avoiding caffine and carbs)
i think today i have just about ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:50:00 GMT |
summer summer summer |
When does summer start? im sure it doesnt usually take this long to come around!
It is sunny outside. I can't wait for summer. Brighton winters are not so nice... Before i moved down here i didnt mind...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:47:00 GMT |
D(cup)RAG KING |
life is hard for a drag king with big boobs. I actually think my boobs grow in protest whenever they know ive got some kinging coming up. Luckily i have my lovely wardrobe assistant - b...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:18:00 GMT |
gender bender! (repeat offender) |
It quite hard to decide which end of the drag spectrum I prefer. I quite like mixing it up a bit. Yesterday after the photoshoot I went out in soho in half-drag. I'd been in binding for hours and my b...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 13:00:00 GMT |
i am a cunt - congratulate me! |
on the 9th of Jan at 12.45, after 4 days in 'latent labour' My sister in law gave birth to my first nephew. he's 8lb something, which actually means nothing to me as I do not understand impe...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 00:09:00 GMT |
new years not very revolutionary resolution |
i know a lot of people resolve to go to the gym twice a week. I dont want to be over ambitious and set myself up for a fall - so my resolution is just to get around to joining the gym in 2007. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:12:00 GMT |
