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Rocky Mountain Rollergirls

www.rockymountainrollergirls.com

About Me


Welcome to Denver's original all-girl, flat-track roller derby league.The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls are a group of vibrant, diverse, and fearless hot wheelettes. Bone-crunching collisions, trash talking, and roller skating in fishnet tights keeps us sane in a world plagued by conservative-era politics, stifling co-workers, and laundry that needs to be washed.
Proud members of the Women's Flat Track Derby Association
Lap dances are for sissies....the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls will lap your ass!
For specific questions, please contact one of our committee directors:
Art:
Assaultin' Pepa
Bout Production:
Pinky 500 and
Annia LateHer

Business/Finance:
Luscious Smacksome
Community Service:
Pam Demonium
Events:
Catholic Cruel Girl
Interleague Relations/WFTDA:
She Who Cannot Be Named
Merchandise:
BATass and
Edie I Mean

Public Relations:
Lucky 7 and
Undertaker's Daughter
Recruitment:
Zoom Zoom Zetta
Sponsorship and Advertising:
Anne Shank
Training:
Frida Beater
USARS:
Green Venom
Volunteers:
Penny Payne
Website:
Green Venom

My Interests



Rollerskating, Jamming, Blocking, Ass Kicking, Local Music, Flat Track Roller Derby, WFTDA, Abolishing Workplace Dress Codes, Plotting World Domination

Did you know that the RMRG skaters are all volunteers?

I'd like to meet:


Lay-dees who want to rock the quad skates old-school style. If you wanna be a part of this kick-ass group of girls, you must be at least 21 and be passionate about what we believe is the greatest sport in the world: Roller Derby! Fit the bill? E-mail [email protected] for a new recruit packet, grab your helmet, and we’ll see you at practice!

Men: Wanna lace up our skates, be our penalty prince, or just buy us a round of shots? We're in.

Watch this space for information on our upcoming bouts, fundraisers, and recruiting events. We only crash the best parties--grab a PBR and spend a night on the town with the dangerous dames of Denver’s original all female flat-track roller derby league!

Music:

Skinny Puppy, Operation Ivy, B.R.A.S.S.Y, Marilyn Manson, Turbonegro, The Ramones, Iggy and the Stooges, Le Tigre, Current 93, Black Smiths, Bikini Kill, Kool and the Gang, Frontside Five, Strength Through Joy, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Elliott Smith, Percy Sledge, The Clash, BuckWild, Dwarves, Digable Planets, De La Soul, The Cars, Ostara, The Damned, Bad Luck City, Lycia, Q and not U, Pandas and Wolves, Rudimentary Peni,The Royal Dead, Bauhaus, GG Allin, The Rolling Stones, Death In June, Zeke, Joy Division, Interpol, Psychic TV, The Swayback, Minor Threat, Descendents, Black Flag, Fugazi, Pixies, Devotchka, The Czars, AFI, The Rapture, Tones On Tail, Lamb, Peaches, The Swans, The Kinks, Unicycle, Smashing Pumpkins, Horrorpops, L7, Cat Power, London Suede, Haunting Humans, Stevie Wonder, Red Cloud, The Shins, The Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes, Blondie, Pretenders, Ladytron, Heart, FannyPack...

Movies:

Kansas City Bomber, Hell on Wheels, Derby, Rollerball

Television:

Too busy skating, no time for TV.

Books:

Roller Derby to Rollerjam: The Authorized Story of an Unauthorized Sport, Lady Killers, Roller Derby

Heroes:

www.wftda.com

My Blog

Recap 5.19.07

On Saturday May 19 the Sugar Kill Gang, representing the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls, headed north to Fort Collins, Colorado to take on the Kung Fu Donnas of FoCo Girls Gone Derby.This bout was a nail-...
Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

Recap 5.12.07

Fight Club shakes Salt City For Denver's first travel team bout of the 2007 season, the 5280 Fight Club welcomed the Salt City Shakers from Utah. On May 12thThe Shakers crossed the state line in anti...
Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

Recap - 4.14.07

Rocky Mountain Rollergirls bring derby to a brand new localeOn April 14th, the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls' home teamsthe Red Ridin' Hoods and the Sugar Kill Ganghit the road for Cheyenne, Wyoming, i...
Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

Recap - 4.7.07

Hoods and Snipers pair up for a rematchAfter the round robin season opener in March that saw a face-off between teams from both the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls and the Pikes Peak Derby Dames from Color...
Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

Recap - 3.3.07

The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls' 2007 season started with a bang as RMRG's Red Ridin' Hoods and Sugar Kill Gang took on the Pikes Peak Derby Dames' Candy Snipers and Danger Dolls in a round robin to de...
Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

Video - 4.7.07 RMRG Red Ridin' Hoods vs PPDD Candy Snipers

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Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

2007 Schedule

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Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

Season Opener - March 3rd - RMRG vs PPDD

Regular admission tix ($13), Party Bus ($20) and Season Passes ($80) now on sale atwww.rockymoutainrollergirls.com...
Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Party Bus


Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

Come drink with us Sunday, February 4th at 3 Kings

Sunday, February, 4 2007 DIAL ZEROSIMPLE DISCUSSIONGEISHA GIRLS                             &n...
Posted by Rocky Mountain Rollergirls on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST