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Fatso

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About Me

Born in 1986 to Kathy and Doug, Fatso fell out of the womb a freak. Just after being spanked by the doctor, Fatso belted a shrill laugh and tried to chew on the doctor’s arm. Fatso would spend the next 6 years a muzzled Hyena in a pack of sheep. Fatso's parents tried to control his innate animal tendencies by feeding him meet which had all the blood drained from it but it was only a matter of time before things got worse. Fatso turned on his parents at the age of 6 and tried to consume his fathers face. Fatso was withdrawn from school and forced into a three foot by three foot chain-link cage in a damp shed where he would spend eternity. Kathy and Doug loved their son to death, but feared what the rest of the world would do to him. Fatso's bloodlust grew worse with age. Kathy and Doug tried all they could to keep their monster happy, so every day was Fatso's birthday. They now only fed him cake and ice cream in a damned effort to curb his hunger for flesh. Fatso's favorite part of his birthday party was when his father dressed up as a clown and danced around singing and laughing. This went on every night for ten years. One night after Fatso's birthday celebration just as Kathy and Doug were going to bed, they heard a terrible noise coming from behind the house. They ran out to check on their dear Fatso, but found nothing. Fatso chewed a hole in the fence and escaped. He took his father's clown costume and Face paint, and wasn’t seen for weeks. The last sign Kathy and Doug saw of their son was a finger painting that had been done on the wall of the shed. Shortly after Fatso's escape dozens of cats and dogs turned up missing, and were found dead weeks later with their throats missing and eyes gouged out. It has been 3 years since his escape, and it’s believed that Fatso then moved on to humans. Fatso found a home in Delhi but has since moved on to the infamous District 12 School house where where he is content...for now. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Killing, Cake, Flesh, Ice Cream, Blood, Clowns, Fingerpaints, Birthday Parties, Eating, Darkness, heavey metal.

I'd like to meet:

John Wayne Gasey, Penneywise, Pogo, Buckethead.

Music:

Buckethead and the screams of children.

Movies:

IT, KIller Clowns from Outerspace.

Television:

Family Guy

Books:

Fatso has no use for books!!!! Les they is on killen.

Heroes:

John Wayne Gasey, Buckethead, Pennywise.

My Blog

Off Season work.,..

Ok Chumps and Chumpettes...Im here pitching an Idea. Fatso’s funds and running low. I have to face the harsh truth that despite a mounting death toll, the homeless and wayward just dont provide ...
Posted by Fatso on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

Uncle Chubby FIngers: A Bad Plan Gone Wrong

Hey there Fatties! Long time no friggin' speak. Fatso's been busy in his time off. Ive been to all the finest slums Greater Cincinnati has to offer in search of new ideas and new friends. In taking my...
Posted by Fatso on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST

Fatso’s New Shoes

Kids Fatso's uprooted! After getting pissed at my old haunt i migrated to the Dent School House. Ive got a few new friends that will make things fun. Its the same good ole Fatso but with new high powe...
Posted by Fatso on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

Fatso’s New Shoes

Kids Fatso's uprooted! After getting pissed at my old haunt i migrated to the Dent School House. Ive got a few new friends that will make things fun. Its the same good ole Fatso but with new high powe...
Posted by Fatso on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

Joker

You know, it just occured to me that i havent really shed that much light on my partner in crime, Joker. I dont know much about his past. Ive only known him since we teamed up. His killing style is mu...
Posted by Fatso on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST

The Air is Getting Thick in Here

Hey Hey Hey. The local pigs have been getting too close Joker and I. Its only a matter of time before they throw us in the pin. Thanks to the team of lawyers that defend all the monsters at Dungeons o...
Posted by Fatso on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST