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Lead Buddha

Dan Leopold: Traveling at the speed of fat since 1986.

About Me

What you see is what you get.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Daniel Scot Leopold I
Birthday: 10/05/86
Birthplace: Cincinnati,Ohio
Current Location: Same place. Home is what it is. I travel enough to want to come back.
Eye Color: Green/Gray
Hair Color: Brown/Blonde sideburns turn red in the summer.
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: European Mut- German, Scot, Irish, Polish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Osiris. The only shoes I wear.
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Quaker Oatmeal Guy, and Shark Fin Soup
Your Perfect Pizza: Vegi Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not Die. Haha.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Babe Roothe aint got nothin on ME!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whats that smell?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: When the sun comes up. haha.
Your Most Missed Memory: If i missed it then it wouldnt be a memory, now would it? Your logic is flawed and therfore I win..bitch.
Pepsi or Coke: Cizzoke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck em both
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: I enjoy a black and mild once in a blue moon.
Do you Swear: Fuck yea!
Do you Sing: Ive been known to flow some rancid tones out the pie-hole.That means yes.Im tone deaf so i getto laugh at everyones reaction.
Do you Shower Daily: 2-3 times
Have you Been in Love: Thought so. But the zoo wouldnt let me take her home.
Do you want to go to College: Im in College.
Do you want to get Married: When Im ready I supose
Do you belive in yourself: Of course. If I didnt i wouldnt exist now would I? Once again, your logic is FLAWED.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I got sea sick once for a few hours.
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh. I think Im me.
Are you a Health Freak: As of late yes. I try and eat healthy.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh very much yes. One of my favorite things.
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, Harmonica, didgeridoo, and hand drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no actually. Thanks to Mr. Apendix.
In the past month have you Smoked: nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Vicodin for the Apendix.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Noper
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, a few times.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: one? Try 7.haha.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but i crave it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: thats a negatory
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its winter. Oh yeah. I guess i have been known to swim when its this cold..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah. I call it gettin Irish
Ever been called a Tease: ha! thats the last thing ill ever be called.
Ever been Beaten up: Nadda
Ever Shoplifted: I stole peanuts from Hattings when i was 6.
How do you want to Die: Not crushed by a giant rock.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pff. Thatll never happen. Im the worlds oldest kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Sri Lanka, Dakar, Fiji. And go back to Germany.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I dig brown, but i look for interesting eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: brown I supose
Short or Long Hair: It depends. If she can pull it off, i say do whatever.
Height: not a giantess
Weight: not heavier than me.
Best Clothing Style: Idontgivearatsass line is amazing this year.
Number of Drugs I have taken: How many drugs have I taken in a girl? I think thats against the law.
Number of CDs I own: 100-110 ish. Give or take the ones that were chewed up by Max.
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret is for suckers.
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My Interests

Movies,friends,bass,fishing,music,outdoors,shooting,eating, Harmonica, Street Hockey,Haunted Houses, Movie FX and much much more..

Music:

This could seriously take the better part of an hour. Ac/Dc, The deftones, the misfits, rob Zombie and white zombie, Jimi Hendrix and the Experience, Muddy Waters, Freddy King, BB King, Skip James, Paul Butterfield and the Paul Butterfield Band, Fat Mans Follies, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy’s, The Ramones, Led Zep., ELP, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, Buckethead, The Devotchkas, Some MSI, Pantera, Van Halen, Tony and the Trogs, Pink Floyd, Lynard Skynard, The Yard Byrds, Jefferson airplane, Primus, Colonel Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade, Oyster Head, Bernie Bucket of Brains, Blues Travelers, Stepphenwolf,Who ever wrote the Dew Drop Inn, The Toadies, Walls of Jericho, Dillenger Escape Plan, Perfect circle, The Alman Brothers, The Doobie Brothers, CCR, The Doors, B.A.L.L, Some GWAR, 88 Fingers Louie, The Gimme Gimmes, NOFX, Black Label Society, OZZY, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, Praxis, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sex Pistols, Operation Ivy, Tiger Army, Green Day (pre-American Idiot), Mr. Zeek and the Crappy Ska Band, Yonder Mountain String Band, Front kick, Alien Chatter, Bella Fleck and the Flecktones,Wolfmother. Bootsy Colins, The Roots, P-Funk, Peeping Tom and More to Come.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Otis and Milo, Strange Land, Both Dawn of the Deads, The haunted (not the haunting), All the Nightmare on Elm Streets, All the Jason Movies, The Exorcist Series, Silence of the Lambs, The Original Star Wars Series, LOTR, The Cheech and Chong Series (minus the Corsican Brothers), anything with Chris Farley in it, Anything with Mike Myers in it, The Majestic, Requiem of a Dream, any documentaries. and I don’t feel like telling you the rest. So just ask, and ill tell.

Television:

anything on Adult Swim, The Critic, Rocko's Modern Life, Rugrats, ANGRY BEAVERS, Ahhhh! Real Monsters!, REN AND STIMPY, Beavis and Buthead, Southpark, CSI and a few more. Anything on the Discovery Channel, The History Channel, Animal Planet, or National Geographic.

Books:

The Raven and Other tales of Horror, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Velocity!, Black Elk Speaks, Haunted Ohio Series, America:The Book, Canabals and Kings, Scary Stories Series, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, Choke, Fight Club, Bonfire of the Vanities and so many more.

Heroes:

My friends, Grandpa, Moms, and Pop.

My Blog

*Listen to those who are silent. They usualy have the most to say

I have found that this is something worth living by. The quiet people in life are the ones who get a chance to observe, reflect and come to a conclusion that is uaualy the absolute thruth.  Its w...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST

Friend Pics

Im creating a section just for you sonsabitches! Give me sometime. If you dont wind up on it chances are I dont have pics of you. Im using this little fella to cover peoples faces that arnt meant to ...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:08:00 PST

FATMAN DAN'S VIDEO QUOTE BO-NANZA!

ok assheads. Its been a while since Ive posted anything like this so heres the scoop. Im going to list movie quotes. I want the movie its from and who said it. Extra points for the actor's real name. ...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:33:00 PST

Apendix news you can use!

So yeah. My holiday season has sucked an entire basket of Grade AAA ultra white Goose eggs. Christmas eve was fun, and christmas morning was fun untill noon. My stomach felt like it was about to ...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:14:00 PST

bleeeehhhhherrrr

Songs In The Key Of Life (Childhood-Adulthood)Song You Believe Your Parents Conceived You To:Black Dog- Led Zeplin Song That Best Makes The Soundtrack of Your Childhood Neighborhood Theme:Tonight Ther...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

Im sick of keeping other peoples secrets.So, here they are for everyone to see.

  Did you think Id stab my friends in the back like that? No. I love them too much....asshead....
Posted by Lead Buddha on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

Quotes I use way too much....

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"-Freud "When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always twenty years behind the times."-Twain "la deee friicken da"-Daaaaa Big Guy ...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST

Remember Remember

Remember remember the fifth of NovemberGunpowder, treason and plot.I see no reason why gunpowder, treasonShould ever be forgot...  ...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST

Dont expect anyone to fill it out, but i said i would post so here it is.

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:14:00 PST

Maximus

Max is getting huge.  The rare chance when hes sitting still long enough for a picture:   Hes cute and tired.. but not for long. That rope is 3 feet long:    Jumping:   D...
Posted by Lead Buddha on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST