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addam

vague mediocrity personified

About Me

I used to be a chick. Now im a software security analist!!I'm all about my crazy mousepads and putting fun little post-it notes on peoples monitors that say "Happy Monday" or "It's time for work sleepyhead". This is an awesome way to keep your crew happy and we can all keep it jiggy at the work place. MY cubical is wild! Im the only dude at Intel that has an IGUANA...shheeit. What are they gonna do?..fire me. Huh dout it. I logged 32 bcTxr & Rxr tri-datalinks for Betacon remlar leanear accs. dept. My team wrangled 33 begabytes or ram-shed W/ OUT ANY CORRADOORS interfaced vixtera type sequence overlay progression scatter on a Comador 64. Thats why i make the big bucks...got the mini-fridge in there, doing tai chi in the break lounge, newage/house beats pump my cubical after 2pm(joy cube), my crazy Hawaiian shirts..its all me baby.

My Interests

blending the incongrose

I'd like to meet:

hoser's, douchbags, french ticklers, the operator, the person who stole my bike, jetblack hair people, the iatola of rock and rolla, and of course the late great rodney dangerfield.

Music:

I like music.

Movies:

john waters,cheech and chong,wes anderson,john hughs... all the greats.

Television:

the prisoner(1968), threes company or too close for comfort, i prefer bradys over the other "8". I dont have cable and we only recieve spanish broadcast stations here in the islands so i can only remember 70's tv shows as i am on a heavy dose of saterated fats...the heavy shit.

Books:

nonfiction

Heroes:

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