I love sun, rain, grass, 70's architecture, booze, fast food, tattoos, turbans, leather & denim, extraordinarily large U.S. flags, motorcycles, and the occasional snort of meth. Watching crusty dudes taking dumps on the side of the Capri Club in broad daylight is also nice.
My loyal residents and admirers. Hometown honeys. Wild turkeys.
Primus, Creedence, Metallica, Too $hort, Petey Pablo, Kenny Loggins
The Big Lebowski, V For Vendetta, Coach Carter
Dukes of Hazzard, M*A*S*H, Alias
There should be a Rancho Liquors reality show.
I do have a library behind which trolls like to sleep and loiter, but no bookstore...threre was a christian bookstore for awhile, but now they sell tile out of that storefront. People around here like to read books in Smut, Farsi and Arabic. I hear the Order of the Elks Handbook is popular.
The patriots who light fireworks off all night. The retarded serial killers. The Red Onion.