I'm Lancelot Link Secret Chimp
I stand for justice
I have no fear
I'm the agent to call when trouble is near
gambling, surfing, skiing, playing guitar, tennis, checkers, motorboat racing, vaudeville, mini bikes, fast women, groovy threads, world travel, and golf.
My primary goal is to destroy the evil empire of the Criminal Headquarters for the Underworld of Master Plan (C.H.U.M.P.) fronted by the equally sinister Baron von Butcher and his cronies including the Duchess, Ali Assa Seen, Wang Fu, Creto, and Dr. Strangemind.
After hours, I jam with my band, The Evolution Revolution. Watch for our new album soon!
I already met her. Her name is Mata Hari.
Psychedelia