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LCS Hockey

When someone gives us lemons, we make yellow journalism.

About Me

ModMySpace Profile Customizer Wake the kids. Call the neighbors. LCS Hockey (www.lcshockey.com) is back. Not since "Get Smart Again" have so few words meant so much.
From 1994-1999, LCS Hockey was an internet pioneer, completely revolutionizing the world of hockey reporting, providing its readers with informative, yet entertaining, coverage of the NHL. Well, now we're back. Hide the booze.
And (Sunshine) Detroit!

My Interests

Scoring goals, drinking gin, and making fun of the Detroit Red Wings. (Sunshine) Detroit!

I'd like to meet:

LCS loves making new friends, as long as they're buying. We'd also like to meet Gary Bettman. We've always admired his work on "Sesame Street." Thanks to him, we can count to 10.

Music:

The Brass Bonanza.

Movies:


Television:


Get Smart, Cheers, Taxi, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Bob Newhart Show, Dobie Gillis, The Honeymooners, NewsRadio, Arrested Development, The Office, ALF, Perfect Strangers, Welcome Back Kotter, Diff'rent Strokes, Columbo, Starsky and Hutch, Banacek, and many, many more. LCS loves the TV.

Books:


The Brothers Karamazov, The Possessed, The Idiot, Crime and Punishment, Notes from Underground, Tommy and Grizel, The Great Gatsby, The Beautiful and Damned, The Awakening, The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter, Siddhartha, The Subterraneans, Steppenwolf, The Stranger, Nauseau, Murphy, Under the Net, Winesburg Ohio, Lost Horizon, The Bridge of San Luis Rey, The Plague, Go Tell It on the Mountain, The Sound and the Fury, Frankenstein, Native Son, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and many, many more. LCS believes reading is fundamental.

Heroes:


Don Knotts, ALF, The Hartford Whalers, The Quebec Nordiques, Sidney Crosby, Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretzky, Joe Sakic, Cam Neely, Theo Fleury, Patrick Roy, Peter Forsberg, Pavel Bure, Pat LaFontaine, Gary Roberts, Johnny Cullen, Darius Kasparaitis, and many, many more. Oh, and Bernie.

My Blog

BREAK UP THE BLUESHIRTS

That Linda Cohn is a genius. ESPN's resident puck bunny took plenty of ribbing for picking her beloved New York Rangers to win the Stanley Cup, but who's laughing now? The Blueshirts whipped the Devi...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:53:00 PST

BOUCHER BLANKS KINGS

Brian Boucher got the nod in net Sunday night for the San Jose Sharks and didn't disappoint, stopping 21 shots to post his 15th career shutout. He got some help from the stripes, as two Royalty goals ...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:30:00 PST

THRASHED

The Washington Capitals will not make the playoffs. I've been saying it ever since they signed Jose Theodore to be their No. 1 goaltender. Theodore is so bad, he's terrible. And he wasted little time...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:50:00 PST

OPENING NIGHT

I love the Maple Leafs. http://www.lcshockey.com/content/101008wings.asp
Posted by LCS Hockey on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:05:00 PST

LCS HOCKEY RADIO SHOW

The great Earl Sleek, from Battle of California, stopped by to talk about his beloved Anaheim Ducks and a little A-Team. Jim Iovino returned from Italy yet refused to talk about it, and our pal The Ed...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:30:00 PST

AVERY ALERT

Lord help me, I hate the ESPN. But I was flipping through the channels on my TV machine a few minutes ago and stumbled upon some corporate circle-jerk called E60, where all the little ESPN pretend jou...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:25:00 PST

HEATLEY HALTS PENS

Dany Heatley scored two more goals, both on the power-play, to pace the Senators to a 3-1 win over the Penguins. Yeah, I hate Heatley. http://www.lcshockey.com/content/100508sens.asp...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:47:00 PST

KENNEDY!

Tyler Kennedy had two goals, including the winner in overtime, to lead the Penguins to victory over the Senators in an exhibition game in Sweden.  Wow, I can't wait for the season to start. http:...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:07:00 PST

THE COOL LIST

Here at the LCS, we like to keep you, our valued readers, up to date on all that's cool and hip and whatnot. For instance, I'm hearing great things about this "alcohol" stuff. It's supposed to be the ...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:08:00 PST

BOOK IT

With the 2008-09 campaign fast approaching, I reckon I should muster some sort of "season preview." Yeah, I hate it too, but tradition and mindless superstitions are all that separate us from the anim...
Posted by LCS Hockey on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:28:00 PST