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Rev. Guyer's grave

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I AM THE ANGEL ISLINGTON CAST OUT OF MY PRISON IN NEVERWHERE . I AM HERE TO CREATE A NEW FILTHY MARKET ;Snaps to Barkley Photography for the pix of my art work . FAVORITE QUOTES : {1 Samuel 18:3} ; Profits don't know everything [the dark crystal]; My tits , Where are my tits [myra breckenridge] ; Darling , I love the dress but your purse is on fire [Tallulah Bankhead to a priest] ; Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave grooving with a pict [pink floyd] ; I like the cut of his gibberish [the tick] ;

My Interests


Touch the Darkness

I'd like to meet:

GOD , THE SEX WOULD BE MIND BENDING ; Other gay men , pagans {anyone involved in light side spiritual practises}, tarot enthusiasts , potential life partners , and maybe you...I'm interested in people who have a clue ; people who have grown past the need to be a walking advertisement . I want to meet people who don't flinch and look around when they hear the word homosexual . Someone of at least moderate intelligence . I find that a lot of 'educated' people can be a bit wanting in the area of common sence . ROMANCE . I am a GWM , ISO same , 47 , fluffy , smoke ciggarettes , no drugs or alcahol . Effeminate types give me the creeps . I admit to having a problem with beards . I want a man who looks , acts , and talks like a man . He must be monogamous without being joined at the hip .

My Blog

gay answers to a chick survey

1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?for head or for ass , it's always nice2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?what's the occasion3. What would you do if you received a long love ...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

angst on a budget

   The atmosphere was directly from a ring in hell devoted to the 20's . at one end of the room sat a baby grand piano thatwas only slightly out of tune . red velvet paisly , in no less than...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:09:00 PST

Rev. Guyers Beattitudes

DETERIORATA You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.Deteriorata. Deteriorata.Go placidly amid the noise and waste,And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:52:00 PST

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE GAY

   I've had a few guys drop me msg.s lately asking me : "How do i tell if i'm gay " ?    The answer is ; time will tell . there's more to being gay than who you have sex with . it'...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

celebrate with me

..> Yes my lovies ; it is once again may 5th . the day we celebrate the opening of the first taco bell .in the beginning there were tacos , and they were good ; and it was on that first day that go...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

INNERPLANETARY NUTBALLS

somebody please explain how some cracker-factory can look at my profile and not know i'm gay . yet some how it's happening . semi-litterate breaders have been sending me flirtatious e-mail . one even ...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

Web Cams & Groups

While i appreciate the invitations to join , I do not have a web-cam , and the whole concept of groups alludes me . besides , i am ugly beyond description and weigh the equivlant of an adult african e...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

Art Fags frighten me

After having had sufficant time to get my feet wet in MySpace I am forced to the conclusion that people make me nervous . Anyone who devotes their existance to one thing the exclusion of all else and ...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

An egress to insanity , art , music , & sex .<%>

Greatings , you have entered the rainbow darkness of my mind . This is a space between existance and reality . Whatever you encounter here always remember , "you were warned". I frequently find myself...
Posted by Rev. Guyer's grave on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST